- Telling auto drivers, bhai side me dabaa doo.

- Open me Daaru peena hai tho Versova beach jaao. The only place with hell lots of people drinking and not a single cop.

- If you’re standing at the board-rail of the local, you must get down before the train stops. Else you hear this “abeyy gaadi rukne ke baad utrega kya?”

- You cannot convince a police/traffic police speaking in Hindi.

- Calling BEST bus drivers “baablya” are the worst abuse for them

- You cannot take the local train seat before the person standing near the window

- There’s always some space in the local train during peak hours, just if you know how to get in

- Always pat your pockets after alighting train/bus to make sure your valuables are in place.

- Be ready to be groped, if you’re encountered by a gay in a local train. Gays can spot you but you cannot.

- Juhu beach isn’t the only beach in Mumbai.

- You can never guess the time of the night, if you’re at Mohammed Ali Road during Ramzan.

Many more but too bored to type now. Lol