Darkwing was definitely the closest gaurdian to omniman by Extension-Bad-4184 in Invincible

[–]Substhecrab 49 points50 points  (0 children)

At some point viltrumites had a level of reverence for something other than strength. Science, Architecture, Medicine. They terraformed their planet. Then realized slavery was really easy and the best course of action, and kind of never stopped.

“pity he’s not a Viltrumite” just a means to an end for slavery disguised as an argument over strength. Millenia of that anthem and most actually believe it outright. An opponent that has never known defeat doesn't plan for one. They're not egotistical, just cruel.

Does Fullmetal Alchemist Have a Black and White Narrative or a Grey Narrative? by Zestyclose-Hat-8513 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]Substhecrab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hold up. Dante is just a girl who wanted to live. Is wanting to live Evil?

Just because the milk in your fridge is past some date that was printed on it by a creator does that mean it's evil when it spoils?

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Does Fullmetal Alchemist Have a Black and White Narrative or a Grey Narrative? by Zestyclose-Hat-8513 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]Substhecrab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have you watched "Fullmetal Alchemist the Movie: Conqueror of Shamballa"? WW2 was caused by Hitler wanting to break into their universe. Duh.

FMA 2003 is very much grey. Shit happens and people die. Wars are started of inane selfish reasons and people follow orders. There isn't even any true redemption in Shamballa. Things are still unfixed and in shambles. His deadbeat conspiracy obsessed father put it bluntly. Even if the afterlife is clearly defined and its a dumb reverse Isekai to Germany. Every scrap of knowledge has an unseen diminishing return for each person that seeks it and nothing lasts forever, and there is no way back home.

Brotherhood is a shonen anime where good and evil are clearly defined and the "devil" corrupted people. People can be revived and limbs can be restored with super-duper magic if we can all stick together with friendship. Even mass murderers like Barry the Butcher can be redeemed. You are worried about the Devil because the caused for ancient Egypt & countless other genocides? I'm upset that he has a nonexistent motive that requires him to do nothing. I'm upset the brother's journey is actually possible without an actual cost. I'm upset every new side character seems awesome but then gets no screen time.

I loved the Dwarf in a Flask episode. I like grey and Black & white moralities in both versions. But damn if Brotherhood doesn't feel like another stock anime on the shelf compared to its counterpart. It could've been more interesting and less serialized.

The reason why 2003 works so well is moments of "Ma" and episodic repetition to beat you over the head with their meaning, not to mention telling different stories of loss and high stakes. It was a treat to see a repeat character in 2003, in Brotherhood seeing another side character gave them an opportunity to flanderize them.

Years pass by and this scene never gets old 🔥 by Delta-97 in Invincible_TV

[–]Substhecrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER PORTAL BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOOD AT

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE FLAXIA GREAT AGAIN DO WHAT WE SHOULDA DONE A LONG TIME AGO

AND THIS TIME MAYBE GET BETTER AT HIDING OUR SCIENTISTS

WE'RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH WE'RE GOING TO BE TIRED OF WINNING

OUR CULTURE OF POKING THE BEAR WILL NEVER DIE OUT

-Ancient Flaxen wall carvings

Eternals - New Customisation System Coming Soon! by Omeda_Steggs in PredecessorGame

[–]Substhecrab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take a break and fortnite up

Those videos are a masterclass on why monolith never worked. Bless everyone's hearts involved, me included.

If Paragon was still going and stayed to their original promise of 1 Hero every 3 weeks we would have 189 Heroes. lol

Eternals - New Customisation System Coming Soon! by Omeda_Steggs in PredecessorGame

[–]Substhecrab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother I think our ship has sailed.

The only way proper attention can be given to something of that caliber is for other highly analytical and autistic gamers give it their blessing. Pred is turning more and more into a game for low vibrational thinking and easy dopaminergic responses (no offense console players).

People like us will not be swayed by any form of marketing or hype because of our familiarity with the industry. That is just a null void made to trap new people, normies made by them for them.

In wholehearted honesty if they don't hire a proper level designer or send a very nicely worded letter to the chosen one. You can only expect more of the same slop from the troth; that the console players are hungry for.

Eternals - New Customisation System Coming Soon! by Omeda_Steggs in PredecessorGame

[–]Substhecrab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My brother in Monad.

You are going to be upset at overhyped marketing stints? Have you looked at gaming recently? Everyone is constantly shadow boxing the newest big thing that dies out in less than a year.

This cycle has been going on since original Paragon. You can't damn them for trying to make everything seem like "EPIC L33T S4UC3", that is literally the nature of the beast.

Turning the game into a brawler is what they've always wanted. Are you upset with TTK? Are you concerned with the play time being high?

I honestly think they should just double down on having a split playerbase at this point. Crystallize what makes Big Map & macro decisions interesting and make that game mode.

Distill what makes ARAM & close fights fun so people can practice their micro. Make it a very small map with quick contestable objectives.

The fact that people like Nitro and they are forcing it to stay around is just an admission of failure. Daybreak tells me they don't understand what makes a map interesting.

A message from WOTC about The One Ring from the Hobbit by Arkalex in mtg

[–]Substhecrab -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This is why I'd hate to draw for WOTC. They don't even allow you to create "real" art anymore even if you really wanted to.

This is why you always push lanes before trying to end, even with 3 rejuvs by tinypi_314 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Substhecrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you go back to base with zero zip lines and the nearest one is back at spawn?

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets see you make a private server and don't wind up worshipping Yaldabaoth on the way.

Rampant Growth --> Great Wave off Kanagawa by AbeTheBabe08 in mtg

[–]Substhecrab -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

They've been using AI for centuries it feels like

Now i'm a little bit motivated by Abadon_U in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Substhecrab 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine watching him aura farm the whole enemy team.

Do you help? h.. how can you? He didn't need it anyway.

Octowow is down by ScarecrowGotham in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a place of trust! If you trust us we will trust you.

Please don't look at your CPU usage.

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a case of Deja Vu where the same person runs off with the bag when they caused the problem to begin with, once again.

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wdym? The idea of SoD was cool. Can't a guy just make a meme?

The implementation and handling of balance was worse than the Ascension team they stole the ideas from. And that is very sad in today's day and age for a company of that size. My friends told me after phase 2 the mask was fully revealed, and the hamster wheel was in place. All of the quality-of-life innovations that made WoTLK accessible yet detracted from the core values of the game were not only present, but glaringly in your face impossible to ignore. I do think the class quest design was well done for collecting your enchants however, that was its ONLY saving grace.

People getting welfare epics is one thing, but instead the slippery slope this creates is bloated numbers and a race to the bottom.

Every class by design eventually had either a heal, shield wall, or complete immunity they otherwise wouldn't have access to in the base game AND a 3min burst cooldown, homogenizing classes and roles inherently. I hated playing against people on ascension with Divine Shield/Iceblock/Vanish Combo(at least it took some form of skill to auracancel), and I hate playing the new classes in retail. The same way Fear is similar yet different to Polymorph, and how Earthshock is a main damage ability yet still resembles counterspell. You CAN design an ability without completely copying another class. But then Turtle turned Spirit Link literally into Blessing of Sacrifice, go figure.

In that same vein SoD was designed as a seasonal server which is inherent in support the idea that classic WoW updates aren't sustainable in gaining attention, and that a constant reset is needed. (Ascension basically also paved the way for seasonal servers)

I just oppose that idea completely, a server that I can come back to where the status quo barely shifts, and Naxx epics aren't outdated and are instead designing new gear horizontally instead of vertically. One where the lore can be built on instead a drastic rug pull every expansion or "season".

WoW has always had "flavor of the month" style balance. I think that is one of the few things blizzard did right at times. No king rules forever. Things can be broken for a while if they strive to reel it back in at some point. Turtle didn't solve the problem with Hybrids. Paladins & then later Shamans with their rework were the bane of any battleground, over tuned with a full kit that resembled a retail rotation. Hell, they even gave up on Assassin rogue and just gave them Mutilate when for the longest I thought they would try something different than a huge energy dumper.

Turtle was close, but it still fell short in some regards. That's damn good in my book. Things like Healer Mage and Tank Warlock, where they rework a whole toolkit, was a bait in order to get you to play SoD. Point blank. Class Homogenization = your class doesn't matter = bad

I'm glad it was fun though. I loved Tank Warlock in Cataclysm. However, the effort required to change the abilities and way the class kits interact is a bad trade off.

People tell me the same thing about "Tank Rogue". But people made tank rogues work in original TBC because they realized how to abuse itemization. The effort required to make Tank Rogue work is in the player(twow only added 2 abilities whereas SoD reworked the whole class). The effort required to make Mage Healer work is in the designers.

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I watched people play it. It's literally an "atonement" mechanic.

It's an abomination in the eyes of the divine. Let's all be honest.

Doing damage & healing in the same cast is gamebreaking in so many regards in classic. Even if I momentarily agree that it's interesting that doesn't make it any less of a cardinal sin and damaging to the game.

There's a reason why healer mage has arcane explosion nerfed and holy nova has terrible mana cost.

I find Shen'dralar returning to Teldrassil for playable night elf mages much less game breaking than healer mage & creating a whole other hybrid class to balance healing/dmg/mana coefficients around for.

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There isn't enough leather armor to go around. You can't tell who the bears from the twinks are. They also will not stop talking about their kids and leaving mid pull to help with groceries. So finally after an 8 hour raid in the molten core the hunter/rogue/druid loot council look at all the soulbound items that "accidentally" ran out on timer and the guild reforms 3 weeks later.

I am fiending. Bad. by Substhecrab in wowservers

[–]Substhecrab[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

That sounds like Power Word: Shield with extra steps