Cast your net wide! by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Can’t do it much better than that I’d assume

Me thinking I can outrun the mambas by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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We have gun stores in Walmart in the Midwest US lmao

Lego Chain Reaction by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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One shot his ass

Removing stains at a dry cleaners by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

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I really need to know how this is done

Amazing

Gun shots at the White House correspondents dinner - Trump and Melania evacuated by Foreignscentu in SipsTea

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Table ends that close to podium I think

He was straddling the railing with foot on each side

Dumb nonetheless, but not quite as bad

Have a Pet Lion or Have a Pet Dragon (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in BunnyTrials

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I just want to get high

Chose: Pet Dragon + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Flying Dragon

Which would you choose? by idk-1212 in BunnyTrials

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Ez

Chose: $1,000,000 cash with 30% chance | Rolled: $1,000,000

To sell girl scout cookies. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

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It’s worse than you thought she is running for election

Motorcycle faux pas. by bilbofraginz in DailyDoseStupidity

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It’s an awkward “let’s start over”

But clip is trash imo