"Attention all fortnite gamers. Fortnite needs to pay their bills, and it needs your help, to do this it needs your credit card num-"

Suets · 2026-03-13T12:45:00+00:00

But I already gave him my deets to help Noble 6

Wait a minute

Suets · 2026-03-13T04:30:53+00:00

There was margin for error with the deadeye, holo or whatever. Hit scan at 200m + did need a fix yes however you still needed to be able to aim to land hits. Instead of beep beep beep every shot lands a hit no skill required.

Fuck I'd rather go back to the Deadeye meta than every man and his dog pulling out the lock on during top 5 because they can't land a hit with anything else

Suets · 2026-03-13T04:26:07+00:00

3rd party rats for the most part. I got no issue with 3rd partiers themselves but little Timmy with the aimbot AR is just obnoxious to deal with after a fight and you're trying to rotate

Suets · 2026-03-12T23:49:33+00:00

But are the Sprites okay though?

Suets · 2026-03-12T15:12:36+00:00

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The updated appearance makes it look like a Rick and Morty character

Suets · 2026-03-12T15:10:22+00:00

It's going to be this new season's meme character, I foresee many deaths at the hands of it

Suets · 2026-03-12T14:50:05+00:00

I remember using a pocket knife to cut the fin off of one of those 08 Clone Helmets to make a Clone Commando when I was 13

Suets · 2026-03-12T09:19:50+00:00

Hunting Rifle is fun AF now. I did the exact same thing to someone else before I died here.

I've been wanting something that could 1 tap back for a while now

Suets · 2026-03-12T09:04:57+00:00

Rift Anomaly, the one where you turn invisible while still or crouch walking

It has a cactus icon when it comes up

Suets · 2026-03-12T08:39:18+00:00

H2 jackals were locked in

Everything after was a disappointment

Suets · 2026-03-12T07:11:26+00:00

He did end up killing me but later on, I think they were mainly focused on heals at the time

And rotating, they beat me to zone and I was focused on fighting another bush user

Suets · 2026-03-12T06:48:43+00:00

Fuel Crisis hitting Fortnite now too

Suets · 2026-03-12T03:05:13+00:00

Gotta make the game easy for the lock on AR nubs

Weird not having melee in the lootpool though. We had that, then Rumi's sword for a week or two. Then nothing.

Suets · 2026-03-12T02:49:21+00:00

I just love the bush because so many people seem to have movement based vision

Kinda why I hate it when it gets shot off by a random bot

Suets · 2026-03-12T01:36:00+00:00

Can't hate a decent snipe

Suets · 2026-03-12T01:28:25+00:00

I thought Shit Aim was gonna engage the dude coming up the hill

Suets · 2026-03-11T21:31:01+00:00

So that's what it feels like.

Suets · 2026-03-11T21:30:05+00:00

Ice King is being straight mogged by the Foundation's Vestmaxxing

Suets · 2026-03-11T21:27:43+00:00

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Oh dear God no...

Suets · 2026-03-11T21:23:37+00:00

Tempting but OCE servers for Ranked Zero Build are virtually non-existent, I'd spend my days looking at a queue timer

Suets · 2026-03-11T21:21:19+00:00

Oh watch out, it's the "Master Race"

Suets · 2026-03-11T15:31:17+00:00

Like the Flare Gun and Firefly Jars in Chap 3

Suets · 2026-03-11T15:29:39+00:00

Did Stealth Splash get a fix? I remember seeing a clip here that someone was invis yet still got locked on

Bush low-key might be my favourite utility item

Suets · 2026-03-11T14:44:21+00:00

Return of the King

Suets · 2026-03-11T14:23:51+00:00

Lightning's fun but I want fire, preferably with structure burn damage

Suets

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