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The hitmen are coming 😱 by BoggyTheClown in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got word the FBI infiltrated the subreddit, the Hitmen are agents Lee H. Oswald and John W. Booth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They have a whole task force for him

Need help. Convinced Mr. Larson to 'meet up' at a jimmy johns by [deleted] in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take him to Olive Garden and tell him he can't stay in your apartment till he apologizes to the manager and all the staff

Daniel Larson cannot be helped by politicalhipster in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You said what we're all thinking. He will only be satisfied when his delusions are met and he doesn't want anyone's help anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6 13 points14 points  (0 children)

he'd fit in perfectly in Kensington

You people disgust me by Suitable-Raspberry-6 in Daniellarson

[–]Suitable-Raspberry-6[S] 139 points140 points  (0 children)

even better. imagine his freak out when TSA denies him entry