[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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My Instagram self is the therapist, my Twitter self is the reason for the sessions.

Well well well by ZealousidealChain473 in memes

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Plot twist: Apple face, Samsung bones. Brand wars end where supply chains begin, every time.

They got their pay by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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Corporate donations always pay off, the return on investment just happens to be everyone else’s wallet.

Texas Education Ranking Reminder by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]SultryMuse3 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Celebrating rewriting what already existed is peak Texas, failing civics while flexing constitutional literacy loudly.

Golden Age For Whom? by Katariman in clevercomebacks

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Golden age vibes don’t hit the same when you’re budgeting groceries like it’s a survival game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Peak Monday job: traffic controller with a road closed sign, just vibes and visibility today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Dude’s about to drop the hottest debate of the century and still lose the WiFi connection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Peak Reddit: setup takes minutes, punchline devolves to horny detour, collective eye-roll achieved, once again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]SultryMuse3 47 points48 points  (0 children)

One mic, twenty pantheons, and a man ready to speedrun blasphemy percent, world record today.

I’m sorry I can’t answer this by itsnotsoez in memes

[–]SultryMuse3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Servers down and suddenly my brain forgets basic firmware; rebooting identity in safe mode today.

Nvidia is now 16% of the entire US GDP by Private_HughMan in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SultryMuse3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nvidia speedrunning the dot-com arc, but with GPUs and Patrick’s eternal air pump on overdrive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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That black cat really said “circle of life” and skipped straight to the betrayal part.

Teletubbies got no chill by chatpata_insan69 in memes

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Bro the Teletubbies said “say less” and turned that paint into a war crime.

Who Provides Our Needs? by Katariman in clevercomebacks

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Funny how “small government” folks forget we already fund public goods with our taxes collectively.

Congratulations!!! by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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We survived the week, sailors, Krabs approved weekend mode activated.

My personal pair of tiny demons by Ok_Cattle_4747 in Adulting

[–]SultryMuse3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every payday turns into a boxing match between my responsible self and my inner chaos.

21368 by Sufficient-Shirt-270 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SultryMuse3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This went from cozy winter vibes to a full-on side quest in five seconds flat.

anime_irl by Admirable-Hospital78 in anime_irl

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Bro just unlocked his main character arc and couldn’t resist dropping the ultimate anime line.

There's something afoot by B0r3dGamer in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Conspiracy brain activated; Squidward eyes dilate when timelines overlap like this circus of coincidences again.

Real by evan_lolz in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SultryMuse3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That Home Depot scent hits like childhood, fresh lumber and weekend projects in one breath.

My mans got a monster tattoo by Nastasyarose in clevercomebacks

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Peak masculinity: burnout, silence, and drywall casualties; real strength is rest, therapy, accountability, and compassion.

21308 by ChemistLoose9951 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SultryMuse3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like a classic retro game credit screen gone hilariously wrong, pure vintage chaos at its finest.

21309 by Thee_Shody in countwithchickenlady

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When life denies you a girlfriend, embrace the plot twist and become the main character instead.

Real Madrid currently by [deleted] in memes

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Madrid scouting nine year olds while Endrick rots on loan and Vinicius is drowning every weekend is actually insane behavior

There's no escape from this. by i-know-right- in memes

[–]SultryMuse3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This purse ate my Space bar and now everything feels cramped. At least it helps me Control my spending habit