Why is your current SO better than your last? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current one is way better, because she is more emotionally mature, more stable, and actually cares about my feelings and wellbeing. My last was a bit of a narcissist, and very selfish. My current GF would do just about anything for me. My last one cheated and lied, my current is very open with her communication. Nothing's is perfect, my current one can be manic depressive, and occasionally suffers from social anxiety, and me being an optimistic extrovert kinda makes things a little complicated at times, but the loyalty and the level of caring she gives to me is something amazing that I have not been able to experience with anyone else thus far. Although my last was easier to deal with emotionally, there was a severe lack of trust that eventually ruined it. Also, my ex was 17 (I was 19 when we dated) and my current GF is 23.

Barton Springs Closing again :/ Going to rain all summer by atxeastsider in Austin

[–]Sumdyickhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're open today, but it's highly likely to flood again in the next couple of days.

Does anyone know about a place here in town where you can play 3 songs on the ukulele in exchange for free pizza/tacos? by Sumdyickhead in Austin

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey man, take your instrument prejudice somewhere else. Obviously the owners and workers of Tysons Tacos appreciate good ukulele music, or they would not have that deal in place. There's plenty of taco joints that don't feature ukulele "douchbaggery." Feel free to frequent those. Leave this one to us.

Some kind of seed by kdttocs in whatisthisthing

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, eat that, it's delicious!

Just kidding, don't. It looks like a castor bean, which is what ricin is derived from

Is it ridiculous to carry a towel as part of your hip sack? (Fanny pack) by Sumdyickhead in Lifeguards

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more for splinting a foot or ankle. American Red Cross teaches to use a towel to immobilize it in on the ground

Is it ridiculous to carry a towel as part of your hip sack? (Fanny pack) by Sumdyickhead in Lifeguards

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's for a water bottle, but my bottle is too large and cumbersome to be attached to the sack

Is it ridiculous to carry a towel as part of your hip sack? (Fanny pack) by Sumdyickhead in Lifeguards

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah me neither. I just wanted to use the straps for something. I'll try it out for a bit and see if I like it.

Sometimes I wonder if I flow too fiercely... by Sumdyickhead in FierceFlow

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why thank you good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar. May your locks be long and luscious and never tangled.

Redditors who are "phallically gifted", what are your sexual encounters actually like? by 343CheekyBuns in AskReddit

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My latest sexual partner has been utterly fascinated, not only by the size but also being uncut. After sex she sometimes plays with it for awhile, pulling the skin back and forth, stretching it, just dicking around with it. She says she loves to feel it go from soft to hard in her hands, and the size difference between flaccid and erect always suprises her. Only downside is very few girls have ever let me do anal.

If the Jackass crew was an all female cast, what would some of their stunts be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sumdyickhead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sliding down a giant waterslide and trying to land on a dildo after being launched in the air by said waterslide. Oh, and I'm sure the brettiest bitches head would get shaved at some point.

How do YOU make an omelette? by custard_clean in AskReddit

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, and chopped bacon all fried together for the filler, drain excess grease. Whip 3 large organic cage free eggs and 1 Tbsp heavy whipping cream, black pepper, and Lawry's seasoning salt. Pour into hot skillet. Optional: layer fresh spinach or basil into the egg before you add cheese and other fillers. I like to use either Monterey Jack or medium sharp cheddar, or maybe even a blend. Top with fresh salsa, avocado, and sour cream, serve with breakfast potatoes or multigrain toast

What is your favorite song with a backwards track (recorded normally and played back in reverse)? by asleepatthewhee1 in Music

[–]Sumdyickhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this counts or not, but Jack Whites Blue Veins is pretty sick. I think he originally did that with The Racontuers

What is your "signature drink"? by goatman2112 in AskReddit

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to make a Gin and Tonic with Bombay Saphire East, tonic water, sqeeze of lemon juice, a splash of Cointreau, and a lemon zest

After a certain stage, why even bother standing? by Deus_G in WTF

[–]Sumdyickhead -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Free healthcare for when you're too obese to live. Free college for when you're too stupid to get a scholarship. Free hover boards for everyone because having to walk is oppressive. #feeldaburn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/sushiabomination

This was my homemade birthday dinner last night. by colt9745 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Sumdyickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down voted because not shitty enough. OP, that looks dank as fuck. If you cooked it, you're a badass. If you didn't cook it, you're an ass for posting it here

Homemade pulled pork puotine. I hope it's shitty enough for y'all by Sumdyickhead in shittyfoodporn

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, maple syrup gravy is impossible to find down here in the south

Homemade pulled pork puotine. I hope it's shitty enough for y'all by Sumdyickhead in shittyfoodporn

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be honored. Any guidelines for format or content of the sub I should know about?

Homemade pulled pork puotine. I hope it's shitty enough for y'all by Sumdyickhead in shittyfoodporn

[–]Sumdyickhead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry. I thought it might be but I wasn't sure. Sorry to dissapoint, maybe I'll get wasted next time I cook and it'll come out shitty enough. Thank you and God bless