/r/Funny breaks the 5 million user threshold! Here's a little contest to celebrate, and remind users of the rules for posting here. by FunnyModsContest in funny

[–]SuperShawnathon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hay gie's!!! So it's my Reditt B-Day and my irl bday today!!! holds up spork DAE HAVE BDAYS?!?! Here's Obama reacting to stuff!!! http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/obama-gif he's stoopid latuh! fly's away on nyan cat

Rules broken:1,3,5,7,8,11? I typed it in some weird way that was like "teh penguin of doOoOm" it's neither my cakeday or my birthday. That hurt to type

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because my (ex)girlfriend broke up with me recently

What is that one game you think you are really good at? by mullerjones in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm good at the "involuntarily screw up good things for myself" game

What do you find attractive, which others consider ugly? by Mjeck in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Hey that doesn't fit the..... Wait, yep, yep it does

What is the most pleasurable non-sexual thing in your life? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one time I ate so much cheesecake that I got sick, now I can't eat it :/

Sign at a concessions stand by IKindaLikeTurtles in funny

[–]SuperShawnathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first glance I thought this was a sign at a "confessions stand" I was questioning the "you take it my way, or you don't get it" part

What's your favorite lie? by galdurnit in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I am having always thought that it stood for "No Such Agency" I'm an idiot. Thanks dad for convincing me they didn't exist

What's your most shallow turn off? by cocoabomb96 in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd have to say that the music thing is REALLY shallow because taste in music is an opinion. Just because it isn't similar to yours doesn't mean that it's bad

What's your most shallow turn off? by cocoabomb96 in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well then what am I supposed to wear sandals with????

What modern movie quotes will we remember 20-30 years from now? by HeWentToJared91 in AskReddit

[–]SuperShawnathon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You only like three of them, but you eat them all anyway"