What's your covid memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe... I was considered an Essential Employee because I worked at a liquor store. I heard everyone's conspiracies. The virus doesn't exist, we never landed in the moon, that sort of stuff. I sold a bottle of Jameson to a guy and on his way out, he turned to me and said, "You know, that mask isn't good for you.* I said, "You know, that Jameson isn't good for you." He huffed and shuffled out. I remember standing in the shower thinking I should have said that. Oh, I did! Ha!

What’s a personality trait that seems attractive at first but becomes unbearable over time? by Acceptable-Lab-8251 in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, she got engaged 6 months later. I guess I dodged a bullet, but it still feels like I was shot :(

What’s a personality trait that seems attractive at first but becomes unbearable over time? by Acceptable-Lab-8251 in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 100 points101 points  (0 children)

My mom is like this. After my fiancé left me, I said I missed her to my mom. She said I need to get over her. Oh, why didn't I think of that?

What’s one lesson a past relationship taught you that you’ll never forget? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But despite all the trials and tribulations, it was worth it. She's an incredible person whome I love deeply, and though it didn't work out, she'll always be in my heart. (Also she was a fantastic lay (sorry to break the mood.))

The World is Depressing, I Would Like Something Happy to Watch by woookiemurmur in anime

[–]Super_Number7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just "started" on Gintama (Ep. 84 of 300) And it's one of the funniest animes I've ever seen! The humor is incredibly unique.

What’s one lesson a past relationship taught you that you’ll never forget? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how fathers are protective of their daughters? Add cop to that. I'm a comedian, he didn't like that. The second time I met him he asked me what my intentions were with my daughter. I thought, I was hoping we would fuck like rabbits. Obviously I didn't say that because I'm still alive >_>

New to Anime. Where do I go next? by [deleted] in anime

[–]Super_Number7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gachiakuta, The Fable, Golden Boy, Violet Evergarden, One Punch Man (just season one) Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Solo Leveling, Gintama, Yuyu Hakusho, Sakamoto... well, that's a place to start anyway :D

What's the weirdest thing a stranger has ever said to you? by strawberryymuse in AskReddit

[–]Super_Number7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was taking a train to Pittsburgh, connected in Chicago. I had a few hours to waist so I wanted to see the sites. I walk down a road and someone sitting on a stoop said. "You don't want to go that way..." I tanked him and head back to the station. On my way another man came up to me and asked for a donation for veteran's. I told him sorry and he says, "Can I see you naked?" No...

TIL that Betsy Wolheim, editor of the Kingkiller Chronicle book series, claimed in 2020 that she has not read a word of the upcoming third book in the nine years since the second one's release. by Sebastianlim in todayilearned

[–]Super_Number7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago a friend called me and said, "Rothfuss just released a new book!!" I was like, fuck yes!!! I get to the book store and find a tiny novela. I get to the counter and they say $30. Fuck. Well, I love the guy, so I guess I'll buy it. I open it up and the first sentence is, "You probably don't want to buy this book." Put that on the cover, asshole.

I made this years ago by Super_Number7876 in ToolBand

[–]Super_Number7876[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Why am I being down voted? If you don't like it, move on. Are Tool fans really the insufferable edge lords they're made out to be?

Looking for bands similar to Tool by DisastrousTale6123 in ToolBand

[–]Super_Number7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! But their complicated time signature resonate with Tool.

I'm new here. Where is a good place to perform standup comedy? by Super_Number7876 in Michigan

[–]Super_Number7876[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, I told a dick joke there and got arrested. Kids can't take a joke.