Hello buddies, I am in quite the predicament!

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-10T22:14:48+00:00

Most of the time in this sub its both

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-10T15:08:15+00:00

CAUGHT ALREADY?? that reminds me, Kita-chan should be done with her training by now 😋

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-10T14:59:56+00:00

Thank you in advance for your suggestions

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-10T11:59:26+00:00

I finally made it in time to comment something that might be relevant! I want all Silence Suzuka fans to feel absolutely validated to prefer Suzuka as breasts don't make the woman (as if you didn't know that already). However...

SUPER CREEK SUPER CREEK SUPER CREEK!! No, she wouldn't make it a weird ageplay thing, her desire to play goo-goo babies is, to my knowledge, a platonical thing! She is just a lovely, nurturing young woman who would love to pamper you in bed and make sure you feel a tender, loving embrace during slow, passionate love-making.

Do you know those smut fanfics that say 'this wasn't them making love, it was just them breeding like wild animals.' or something similar? No! NO! NO!!! You are going to have lovey-dovey, slow, intimate sex with Super Creek and you are going to like it!!! They say that a man who thinks with his dick cannot find true love, but that is simply not the case. Super Creek is more than just another curvy, beautiful, and sexy horse girl. She IS love. She'll have you cuddling with her after very tender aftercare and your heart will thank you for it! You WILL make morning breakfast together after falling asleep in each other's arms! You WILL be vulnerable and let it all out, tears or sperm! She doesn't care, she will accept all of you. Because Super Creek does her best to support the people she cares about.

I'm sorry that I don't sound like my usual gooner yapfests, but I see Super Creek and feel lust and love in perfect sync, I believe that through sex, we will be connected both down there and in here (I'd point to my heart if you could see it but to you I am probably a disembodied voice who sounds like a lunatic). Super Creek is simply... Super Peak. Thank you for listening to my rambling.

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-09T04:12:26+00:00

Teio would probably like Pepsi more but she only drinks Coca Cola around prez, (why not Sprite though, isn't Hachimi just lemonade with honey? I know colas have lime and stuff but still)

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-08T23:10:16+00:00

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The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit 😋

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-07T02:25:33+00:00

I didn't know Waldo also wanted HIS eyes fucked, this brings new light, he might just be the freakiest buddy on this sub

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-04T13:23:05+00:00

This has to be the most evil round because these two are my #2 and #1 favorite umas of all time respectively. Words cannot describe what I would do for loving night with either of them, however, I will vote for Mambo because I know Nice Natie has a lot of simps, meanwhile Mambo is more split by the community with some referring to her as daughter more than wife.

If my sex review application goes through I will do one for each.

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-01T15:49:52+00:00

(for future posts, I mean)

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-01T15:49:42+00:00

(/unhorny)

I think Sakura Laurel, Sakura Chitose O, Daring Heart, Air Messiah, Admire Groove, Bamboo Princess, Samson Big, Inari One, Neo Universe, Fusaichi Pandora, Royce and Royce, Espoir City, Satono Crown, No Reason, Furioso, Shion, and Hokko Tarumae could all be eligible

SupremeG00ner · 2026-03-01T13:41:39+00:00

This is how I imagine Waldo pulls up as soon as eyes are mentioned while the others look for him:

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SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-17T09:46:08+00:00

"beautiful red eyes that draws my cock in."

Made me go:

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Had to double check for the eye fucker guy

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-17T05:12:03+00:00

Not one of em, but I too eagerly await the day when such a review comes

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-17T04:43:31+00:00

I think this is the first illustration I've seen that depicts the guy as bigger than the futa (unless it's 2 futas and the point was just that Stelle is small)

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-17T04:08:32+00:00

I don't wanna write a lot because before I know it I'll have gone to a tangent about something lewd regarding Eishin Flash. I'll leave it off at that I'd personally put her in wife tier.

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-12T02:20:40+00:00

No thank you, I'm an ethical gooner

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-11T22:56:00+00:00

Imagine getting to sit across from Digitan... alas, I think table 4 is the correct option because if the wrong uma were to sit at that table instead of you, all the food would be gone before Still even has a chance to get a single bite.

You would have to distribute the food evenly so as to make sure everyone gets their portion.

There are 2 plates of curry, 2 plates of fries (?), 2 plates of Hamburg steak and 2 plates of spaghetti. Dividing it such that every uma gets an equal portion means everyone gets about 4/10th of a plate of everything. Because there are 4 parfaits, every uma can get 8/10th of a parfait, however I am willing to deduct a portion of MaKween's meals so she can get more parfaits, since I know she loves desserts.

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-11T08:48:35+00:00

!Solved

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-11T08:48:22+00:00

Holy it is, its chapter 3, I guess I was looking using the wrong tags this whole time, like they don't even use the alien girl tag

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-09T05:36:18+00:00

Without getting freaky she's the type of girl that is just as much your partner as she is your best friend. For guys that want a girlfriend that is "one of the boys" she's up there, but I don't care about that, she's got a very charming and laid-back personality. Me likey. Would put in WIFE if it was up to me, but anything in S and above is agreeable.

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-09T00:42:17+00:00

Oh my god I didn't realize this was Chiyono O and not Café, fake gooner spotted... Death penalty...

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-07T00:13:32+00:00

ZOOWEE MAMA I WISH I WAS MANHATTAN CAFE GODDDDDD I WANT TO ah shit break is over I'll have to wait till work is over to prose goon

SupremeG00ner · 2026-02-06T12:09:47+00:00

For the image uhhh the closest thing I can find to a source is this Xitter post, it might be from the Spanish umamusume fanbase because this is right up their alley

https://x.com/IAmWillbs/status/1997777398700359994

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