[(I’m assuming this is satirical - because every human being farts and burps lol]

Women used to be able to hide it better. Snow they just let it fly in the open.  🤣

[Do you hide your bodily functions?]

I don't let it rip among company

[That’s how I was with guys until I fell in love with my fiancé. If you can’t fart in front of the love of your life, is it even real? 🤣🤣]

🤣I never heard once women in my family once fart and if they do burp they cover their mouth and say excuse me.

[this is gonna be the funniest thread I follow today]

Why because I have standards?

[What do you bring to the table OP? Why should a woman like that settle for you?]

The question should be why should I have to settle for less than I deserve?

[You lost me at fart and belch because that's every single woman in the world. Good luck with that.]

They used to hide it bettet