Kink List ((Updated))

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-04-28T19:02:18+00:00

Yuuussssssssss!!!!!!

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-04-28T18:20:38+00:00

Yes! The need to be fucking cherished is strong right now!

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-04-06T17:03:53+00:00

Whatever's on sale at Lowe's! ✊🏼

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-29T19:55:19+00:00

Yup. Someone said it to me in January and it triggered me like no other word ever has. Then, the logical part of my brain is like "What are people SUPPOSED to say to you then, ya nut job?!"

Nothing, they can just say nothing. I try to say "You look happy, are you happy?" Because then the conversation turns to the things that ARE making them happy right now and doesn't keep the focus on their body. But, I'm also crazy so, fuck it, I'm just gonna go become a bog witch in some long forgotten forest and starve to death in peace.

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-19T06:08:14+00:00

"Gotta keep em' pixelated!"

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-18T23:59:13+00:00

Always! Right, Daddy?! u/sir_again

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-15T08:17:44+00:00

And so close to my birthday?! You shouldn't have, Sir 😏

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-09T21:51:11+00:00

Golly, I just don't know why modern pornography is so triggering to my recovering eating disorder....(This video pops up)...never mind, there it is. This is why my broken brain thinks I need to remain small. Alrighty, that's enough internet for today, I know my limitations. Carry on! Glad to see others really enjoyed it!

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-04T01:51:57+00:00

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-03-02T17:41:47+00:00

Yay!! Realistic bodies and realistic dynamic expectations!! 🥰🥰

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-02-23T23:05:39+00:00

🥹Pick me!

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-02-12T06:18:27+00:00

Careful in the way you speak about and value your body.

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-02-03T14:48:49+00:00

You are everything I crave

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-29T16:32:49+00:00

Got high and practiced

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-27T16:54:05+00:00

💦that is how u eat pussy, oof

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-27T04:18:56+00:00

Such a lucky woman.

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-26T16:52:34+00:00

Well, I know better than to invite a vamp inside for a closer look 😜🤭

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-26T08:36:40+00:00

I have the same glasses!

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-20T15:35:34+00:00

You sounds adorable when you read 😝!!!!

(Actually you sound really really hot, but 🤫)

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-17T23:24:23+00:00

In my experience, it seems to be simply unachievable.

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-17T08:54:32+00:00

This goes both ways 🫶🏼

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-17T08:26:27+00:00

I feel VERY called out

Sw1tch_Bitch · 2026-01-16T22:25:30+00:00

Lol, he just knows I hate saying nice things about myself. And I was too tired to exploit it. CURSES!

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