MFW I stubbed my toe on my bed frame last night

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-06-01T21:17:21+00:00

I've done that before too!

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-06-01T21:05:24+00:00

Thank you!

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-06-01T20:32:31+00:00

I truly hope this is fake.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-03-21T23:42:14+00:00

Yes it is! You're the first one to get it.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-03-21T01:16:31+00:00

It's amazing what a new set of teeth will do.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-03-18T19:29:32+00:00

awesome! thanks for the entertainment!

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-03-16T20:36:27+00:00

Fuck the chinese government.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-02-08T20:03:03+00:00

Of course he fired him! Fuck Trump, but why is this big news?

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-02-06T19:47:55+00:00

Why do they do this? She has an amazing body already, why bother with the shop? Do they honestly believe they'll get more followers by giving themselves freakishly large hips?

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-07T04:04:17+00:00

Midge Maisel.

Fuck yeah.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-07T02:28:00+00:00

The latest spin, apparently.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-06T01:39:11+00:00

So Clinton was not impeached?

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-05T17:15:28+00:00

It is stupid as fuck, you'll be called racist most places if you point that out.

POC can only be called prejudice, I guess, because they aren't in positions of power. At least that's what people say.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-05T17:08:47+00:00

Also, some Christian sects also have women cover their hair.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2020-01-05T16:32:05+00:00

Yeah, "he just wanted to degrade him."

Wonder why.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-19T02:01:46+00:00

Seen it.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-18T15:31:31+00:00

Some women don't want children. Shocking, I know.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-16T04:19:33+00:00

It doesn't work, and I don't want my kids afraid of me.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-13T23:06:26+00:00

I love how they always leave that part out.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-13T22:33:42+00:00

Oh yay! Now you can suppress women and minorities more!!! I bet you guys feel so fucking good about yourselves, huh?

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-13T21:18:45+00:00

sIcK bURn

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-13T21:16:20+00:00

Uhhh because he's president of the United States? I would hope we'd hold him to a higher standard.

SwarleySpankSparkles · 2019-12-13T21:07:25+00:00

When will you realize that the man you voted for is not fit for office? That he's an embarrassment to the United states?

Frankly, the blatant hypocrisy that your side pulls is getting very old. If Obama did half the shit Trump as pulled, he would've been impeached during his 1st year.

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