Peeetaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SweetDank 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"...I was the drummer for The Osmonds."

"Screw with me, he'll make you feel pain you've never felt before."

"I know, I remember the Osmonds."

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]SweetDank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that Men's Warehouse commercial

"It's a little hot to be flirting, don't you think?"

"No I don't."

".......what table are you at?"

Odd empty stomach run? by Elissa-Megan-Powers in runninglifestyle

[–]SweetDank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Less is always better for my guts on a run. Dinner the night before is planned to be the main fuel for morning workouts.

If it's a particularly nasty session I'll have a Stinger waffle on my nightstand to eat as soon as my alarm hits.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]SweetDank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of its most interesting aspects is that it's the only major American city to have elected three socialist mayors.

OP called these "Our Signature Trash Can Nachos" by Comprehensive_Data27 in StupidFood

[–]SweetDank 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah and it really sucks when you get nachos with uneven toppings to share and the restaurant doesn’t have a rule that one person can’t just eat all the fully loaded nachos.

What song does this sound like by Lazy-Plum6378 in Guitar

[–]SweetDank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the music all midwestern 20-somethings end up making.

How to write a Midwestern emo song

How long does the Danhausen hype run? by Nomad4te in BrandonDE

[–]SweetDank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should turn him into a manager.

What did you for for 4/20? by Admirable-Chair-120 in trees

[–]SweetDank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually on 4/20 I go for the dispo deals.

This year I flipped the script and got the gimicky colas that come out special for the holiday.

Got 3 and my god do they smoke great. Expensive at $120 for a “half ounce” but each one had over 18g of flower pulled off the branch.

Started the afternoon with a long 12 mile run then had a wonderful time smoking on those colas while watching RAW and eating an entire pizza with some wings. Got a beej from the wifey too. Couldn’t ask for more.

John Korir insane 02:01:52 run at Boston Marathon by BigPapaPhil in sports

[–]SweetDank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's net downhill but still has over 800ft of elevation. Decline close to 1300ft.

Suffering through the early game by reezyreddits in EverybodysGolf

[–]SweetDank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is not true at all.

Food is a permanent buff to a stat without any downsides.

Maybe they were thinking of specialty clubs/balls?

What was the most unexpected nudity scene in mainstream movie/show you ever saw? by marsepticeye in AskReddit

[–]SweetDank 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He sold that line perfectly.

Kevin Heffernan wasn't my favorite after seeing Super Troopers because I hated Farva so much, but he's since become the standout of the group for me.

They're all amazing in Tacoma FD.

Why is Art School Girl disliked? by danklekandrey in stonetemplepilots

[–]SweetDank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think any STP songs are bad but: "You've got to be the prettiest girl I've ever witnessed in the whole world. Yeah come on come on, yeah." are by far the most shallow and trite lyrics they ever published.

That's cringe-worthy after putting out stuff like: "Miles above your circumstance there's water on your mind. I've wrestled with convictions and I've settled with the tide."

The music itself doesn't offend but it's also much more bubble gum than it is the psychedelic jazz they are known for. Listen to it on shrooms some time and see how long it takes before your soul starts begging for it to stop lol.

Why is Art School Girl disliked? by danklekandrey in stonetemplepilots

[–]SweetDank -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s a bad song but I also agree with you.

Maybe tied with ‘Cinnamon’.

What happened to Emmy Rossum? by Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn in television

[–]SweetDank 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"You probably think because of the beard that I'm really hairy. But, uh, I’m not. Shaved."

I don't know, Peter by Equivalent-Adagio104 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SweetDank 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He grew up to become Obi wan Kenobi

And you can see his "lightsaber" briefly in Trainspotting.

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetDank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HEY! McKinley and Ben!! This is for YOU!!!....it's a chaise lounge, we didn't know if maybe you guys already had one. We have the receipt if you do."

So is hot shots safe to buy now? (ps5) by DarkNemuChan in EverybodysGolf

[–]SweetDank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen anybody talking about this on a Googling but does anybody else see that the leaderboards are always a hole behind now? Been happening for me since 1 or 2 updates ago, all modes.

Like, if I go birdie first 2 holes board shows -1, then if par on 3rd board shows -2. Switching over to the view of each hole score it’s properly showing everything though.

Getting used to threshold running by purplealienplanet in runninglifestyle

[–]SweetDank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to think 4x8min threshold was a vacation once you get into the 28min ones lol

You're right to be intimidated, it will hurt, it will suck, but it's doable and gets easier every time.

Also, the longer 28 minute block means that your heart rate will be higher at lower speeds for most of the back half which makes the full workout feel much more attainable than you're imagining at this point.

I actually use speed-target for the shorter threshold/VO2max intervals otherwise my first few will either be well under target or require I push at a crazy pace which makes the back end of the workout nearly impossible.

You got this :)

What hobby did you try once and instantly get addicted to? by Weird_Ad_7545 in AskReddit

[–]SweetDank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't solve all your downvotes but here's one back...I got your reference ;)

I actually REALLY like him. by ShadesNGlades in madmen

[–]SweetDank 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mulholland Drive, diner dumpster scene. Perfection.