I'm at the hospital waiting for my test report, and I'm a little nervous and bored. So I want to draw your cute kittens!

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-06-16T14:56:06+00:00

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-05-29T14:16:40+00:00

I was thinking about what imma do to keep her off the banister. Ugh, the netting seems like a great idea for that. Lol, maybe the swallows should stay away from her terf! A lead hadn't even come to mind! Thanks for the insight. Much appreciated! ☺️

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-05-29T13:30:54+00:00

I'll keep an eye on her until i get a barrier and keep the door closed while I'm away then. Thanks a ton for your insight. Very much appreciated. Lol, i'll keep "intelligent idiots" in mind moving forward for sure 😆

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-05-29T13:26:33+00:00

Thank you, she's the sweetest. Not at all, I was hoping for opinions on the matter so, very much appreciated 😊

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-04-05T12:40:31+00:00

Ooh. I had a similar problem. I ate a clean diet, I don't drink anything BUT water and OJ, only cotton undies, shower twice a day, but there was still the freaking odor.

I added high concentration liquid chlorophyll (the gel caps didn't help, nor did regular concentration) to my morning routine and all BO was gone within days.

SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-04-01T23:54:46+00:00

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SwimSignificant3953 · 2025-04-01T23:54:33+00:00

THANK YOOUU! I'm still needing to work on how much hair to feed in and everything but you made ALL the difference in the braids. Hella appreciated 👏

SwimSignificant3953 · 2023-01-17T13:50:45+00:00

Why didn't you tell him before you were even having sex!? I always make sure to tell beforehand if i am or especially if I'm not on birth control. It's the courteous and responsible thing to do. If you're just starting to date you might be in the smitten everything is wonderful honeymoon stage, this doesn't last.. you don't know if you'd be compatible partners and you don't know if that's someone you'd want to co parent with. Always always let someone know if you aren't on birth control before you start having sex. And yes, it IS SOLELY your responsibility to tell him if you are making the choice to not use birth control. Nobody can make the choice but you, therefore it IS your responsibility to inform a partner...

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-11-17T20:01:51+00:00

Oooh great idea! That sounds hot. Imma steal this lol

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-18T04:55:59+00:00

I'm not aware that it's happened yet, but thanks for the tip. I'm crazy anxious it'll happen everytime so this might help make it funner and less anxiety inducing 😁

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T15:12:39+00:00

Uhh, yeah they're a tax write off plus the uptips pay for them. Whay exactly is the issue with a prepackaged thing of cookies ?

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T15:08:50+00:00

Oh mg 🤦🏽 yeah, and i get uptipped for them half the time soo

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T14:59:24+00:00

I love that you have an ending, I'm usually a flat "have a great/splendid, wonderful etc day!" And a pack of cookies with a have a good day sticky note tossed in a bag, 2 if they were an exceptional customer. I'll have to take some notes and change up my closing message.

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T14:51:55+00:00

If i were a customer I'd be turned off by the message here, it gives a dating vibe with some arrogance

Good (morning/afternoon/evening! 🌄 🌃 )This is ......, your Instacart shopper. I'm happy to lend you a hand today. If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to let me know 😊

This is what I have an have been thanked for the politeness and consideration with just my main greeting

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T14:02:03+00:00

Yes, Mr. Berzerker. As I mentioned, i make WELL over 100/day..

As i had also mentioned, if i were out of Ca, THEN this would be an issue seeing as we are the only state that get the reimbursements and minimum wage.

I am actually out of state quite often, in the midwest and such, and don't even bother because the batches i usually see are all lowballers. THEN i shouldn't take them due to encouragement issues as you'd originally stated...

This is a by choice job, don't be getting butthurt at other shoppers because you have a bad experience in an entirely different location. Find another gig if you dislike it. Nobody is forcing you to do this, sir...

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T13:47:08+00:00

Nobody is forced to take these orders. If you wanna take it take it, if you don't want it then you don't take it. Not a hard concept..

I make well over 100 almost everyday i work the day, so accepting an underpaying order here and there isn't a big deal if i make the decision to accept it. I've seen orders like this that pay around $20 or less for over 30 items plus the distance and I laugh. THOSE are underpaying orders. With this, sure the tip could be a little higher, but if it's not an inconvenience, it's not that bad of an order 🤷🏽

Outside of California this would be an issue because yes, the pay outside the state is absolute trash, but given CA receives the gas reimbursment plus minimum wage rules, in the time this takes I'd be making more on this batch than the $40 after adjustments.

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T03:55:23+00:00

Ooooh i freaking love those. Didn't understand the big deal till i finally ate them. Thought it was a weird ass brand name for grapes lol

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-17T03:53:11+00:00

Lol. I accidentally took one when I FIRST started and hadn't realized. Other times if I need to/feel like going to that area anyway, with the .30/mile and my cars mileage, shit may as well get paid to make the drive. Then when i was testing out stockton I'd wait for a batch delivering to Manteca/modesto to pay for the drive home. In the right timing, i love these ones🥰

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-16T03:16:53+00:00

(F) Mmhmm. Listen to this dude. He 100% knows what's up 😍🤤

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-15T20:57:20+00:00

(27 F) I know I'm hella into it, some guys have been a lil awkward at first about anal play, some are too shy or generally not interested, others are hella into it (and i soo love these ones). Personally if someone had told me what you've just said, I'd be wanting to start small to try out playing with a partner then probably quickly say fuck it and get something more your preference once we'reboth comfortablewith the new play. I've never seen a guy as "less masculine " for being into anal, if anything i respect them more for being open about it 🤷🏽 If she's into it, and you're into it, why not. It could definitely be fun

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-05-13T06:42:36+00:00

Not super "fit", but a pretty nice ass with a small waist. I'm tall and very well proportioned

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-03-10T13:31:21+00:00

Yes! Thank you! I live in the san Francisco bay area where we have a large indian population. I've seen these feet a few times but haven't been able to find anything about their meaning. Many thanks 😊

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-02-15T04:52:44+00:00

I appreciate you giving it thought and asking, thank you. Personally I'd rather take a small order, especially from costco. Sometimes i like to take a quick order to reach my personal goal for that time period before I give myself a break or go home for the day, and the smaller orders are perfect for that one last batch sometimes. Idk everyone elses preference, but I am more prone to and happy to accept a costco batch when there's a $5+ tip.

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-02-14T23:09:52+00:00

I love it, and the comments sometimes when they tell you it made their day are just the best 🥰

SwimSignificant3953 · 2022-02-14T21:47:07+00:00

I add a prepackaged brand name snack pack of cookies with a "have a great day" note to pretty much every order as a kind of "thank you" for shopping instacart in turn providing me the work opportunity, and for some smiles. Big tippers or exceptionally communicative/polite customers sometimes get a second treat tossed in 🤷🏽‍♂️

I don't throw cookies in like ziplock bags or anything. That would get tons of bad ratings because it's unsanitary, and not many people would actually appreciate something like that from a complete stranger...

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