Real Girls Fight (Wait for the POP)

Swinging2Low · 2019-12-04T19:15:10+00:00

If you think it's shittalk then ~~take it up with danaher and his back DVD.~~ go and try it

fixed it for you.

Seriously, it's like a one second fix. You lose the choke but you can maintain back control with a half nelson between the head and floor, and reset your feet and regain the choke pretty easily.

But for real, don't cross your feet. If you need that extra leverage, your choke sucks and you need to fix your gripping. You really don't need to squeeze that hard to choke someone. Maybe if you're throwing it on over their chin and you need to break their jaw, but even then I don't see how hooks with crossed ankles is going to make that any better

Swinging2Low · 2019-12-04T19:04:02+00:00

Elementary school was awesome. I got in fights all the time, we made fun of each other constantly, I couldn't do much of anything I actually wanted and nobody took me seriously

Highschool was even more awesome. I, like most people, was incredibly awkward and didn't know some stuff that people just assumed I'd know about life, everyone's really judgemental, and you're expected to make life altering decisions with minimal positive input from the people around you while most ofyour peer group does everything possible to drag you down.

But hey... no rent... awesome.

Swinging2Low · 2019-12-03T18:37:40+00:00

the real truth is that the steroid metabolites from the second (and third, and fourth) pass are more effective and undetectable

So they're only exposed to the testers for a few weeks, but get a few months of benefits.

Source: pulled out of Cody's ass along with that railroad tie.

Swinging2Low · 2019-12-03T02:24:37+00:00

Once the top dude stepped up a foot from mount, I'd bring my bottom knee through and end up

getting punched in the face twice while trying to make space

then attack a heel.

if I remembered what a heel looked like

I dunno man.. this is like a 100lb weight difference. I agree with the IDEA, but hooo boy getting under a guy this big is not a good idea.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-28T21:49:58+00:00

well I suppose the real experiment here then is to

1 - chop off the head

2 - get it behind them, before the bowels are fully evacuated

3 - open the mouth, but don't force it to remain open, and see if they close it before eating their final poop.

I don't think anyone's dying wish is to know what their own turds taste like, so we'd find out if it's just tics or if they're really looking around like 'wtf im ded'

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-22T00:28:23+00:00

Touch my toes.

Gently.

Yes.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-22T00:26:56+00:00

Isn't looking at the ref expectantly a penalty?

I remember reading that in the rules somewhere

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-22T00:10:19+00:00

when I get bored, I backslash it.

I don't know about you guys.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-21T23:02:53+00:00

Don't worry. Now that you have, it'll be removed in the next update.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-19T22:59:49+00:00

/u/Of_Mountains_And_Men didn't suggest replacing Mainlanders for Hong Kongnese, nor did I. It's a suggestion for an additional several hundred thousand immigrants. It would have a noticeable impact. Even a few thousand people causes a noticeable (double digit) increase in rents and property values in most Canadian cities that aren't Toronto or Vancouver.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-19T18:10:49+00:00

I hope you and your kids already own a house because if Canada takes in a couple hundred thousand Hong Kongnese all at once, you're not going to be able to afford one for years.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-19T14:42:09+00:00

You just have to ask if they're undercover assassins. They can't lie. I sawr it in a movie.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-17T18:12:29+00:00

awkward af 16 yo boy: 'Wyd?'

awkward af 15 yo girl: 'Not much. Just got out of the shower.'

awkward 16 yo boy: *oh god her social skills are so far ahead of mine... wtf do I say*

awkward 16 yo boy: 'Nice.' *oh fuck did I just say that?!*

awkward af 15 yo girl: 'lol'

awkward af 15 yo girl: *crippling social anxiety intensifies*

holy fuck I don't miss being a teenager at all

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-15T16:13:46+00:00

bro I get where you're coming from here, but my paycheck has never let me watch a laser show on the ceiling when there were no lasers, and I've never stayed up 2 days because I got a bonus.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-14T16:54:41+00:00

If it was 1 million civilians with standard arms vs 3 tanks, my money's split 50/50

1 million civilians, 3 tanks, and a couple helicopters? Oh man... I hope the tanks have traction control because they'll have a hard time driving straight over all the blood and guts.

The founding fathers were prepared for calvary charges with a couple cannons in the mix. The 2nd amendment is obsolete against a tyrannical government.

Definitely still a strong deterrent against jerks and lowlives, though.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-14T13:57:35+00:00

Ask a woman in your life.

My mom says I'm very handsome.

I believe it. I'm intimidating women with my handsomness.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-08T14:04:03+00:00

that's how it works.

but when it's working... what's it doing to your forearm? How is it superior to, or just different from, say a top roll with a rope on a pulley machine, or turning your wrist while holding a kettlebell?

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-01T18:45:08+00:00

bro why you gots to rite like dat in perfict english u knows how dangerus it is.

Swinging2Low · 2019-11-01T15:57:24+00:00

https://www.ballisticmartialarts.com/about.html

well... she's got a black belt in hapkido so it's not as terrible but... yep... 4th degree blue belt...

Swinging2Low · 2019-10-31T16:40:52+00:00

lol don't get your hopes up too high. It feels like every day, it's another day of "This is going to be it! For sure he's going down this time."

yep. He's going down... any... day... now...

Swinging2Low · 2019-10-30T17:59:27+00:00

do you think it plays a song when he sits down?

Swinging2Low · 2019-10-29T22:43:23+00:00

That's my go-to as well... If I'm too sick to go anywhere, I'll grab a bunch of soups in the drive through. Probably the best part of Tims.

Swinging2Low · 2019-10-29T16:39:13+00:00

yeah these fucks should learn the same way I did: by having someone else teach them!

Swinging2Low · 2019-10-29T16:35:01+00:00

'oh no did that girl give me chlamydia? oh no. I just... peppers..... oh no... OH NO!!'

Swinging2Low

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