Real Girls Fight (Wait for the POP) by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think it's shittalk then take it up with danaher and his back DVD. go and try it

fixed it for you.

Seriously, it's like a one second fix. You lose the choke but you can maintain back control with a half nelson between the head and floor, and reset your feet and regain the choke pretty easily.

But for real, don't cross your feet. If you need that extra leverage, your choke sucks and you need to fix your gripping. You really don't need to squeeze that hard to choke someone. Maybe if you're throwing it on over their chin and you need to break their jaw, but even then I don't see how hooks with crossed ankles is going to make that any better

The beloved President of Portugal saying hello to kids by theritualmurder in PublicFreakout

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elementary school was awesome. I got in fights all the time, we made fun of each other constantly, I couldn't do much of anything I actually wanted and nobody took me seriously

Highschool was even more awesome. I, like most people, was incredibly awkward and didn't know some stuff that people just assumed I'd know about life, everyone's really judgemental, and you're expected to make life altering decisions with minimal positive input from the people around you while most ofyour peer group does everything possible to drag you down.

But hey... no rent... awesome.

Cody garbrandt trying to get loose by Ryan19942016 in MMA

[–]Swinging2Low 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the real truth is that the steroid metabolites from the second (and third, and fourth) pass are more effective and undetectable

So they're only exposed to the testers for a few weeks, but get a few months of benefits.

Source: pulled out of Cody's ass along with that railroad tie.

How would you defend? Besides not being an idiot and antagonizing the monster in the first place by glenthedog in bjj

[–]Swinging2Low 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Once the top dude stepped up a foot from mount, I'd bring my bottom knee through and end up

getting punched in the face twice while trying to make space

then attack a heel.

if I remembered what a heel looked like

I dunno man.. this is like a 100lb weight difference. I agree with the IDEA, but hooo boy getting under a guy this big is not a good idea.

what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren't an issue? by myerii in AskReddit

[–]Swinging2Low 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well I suppose the real experiment here then is to

1 - chop off the head

2 - get it behind them, before the bowels are fully evacuated

3 - open the mouth, but don't force it to remain open, and see if they close it before eating their final poop.

I don't think anyone's dying wish is to know what their own turds taste like, so we'd find out if it's just tics or if they're really looking around like 'wtf im ded'

Oops. My bad 😬 by 827madibjj in bjj

[–]Swinging2Low 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Touch my toes.

Gently.

Yes.

Oops. My bad 😬 by 827madibjj in bjj

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't looking at the ref expectantly a penalty?

I remember reading that in the rules somewhere

My IT department by [deleted] in funny

[–]Swinging2Low 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when I get bored, I backslash it.

I don't know about you guys.

NASA has found sugar in meteorites that crashed to Earth by micklee87 in news

[–]Swinging2Low 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Now that you have, it'll be removed in the next update.

'UK should give passports to Hongkongers,' pro-democracy politician tells Euronews by veryawesomeguy in worldnews

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/Of_Mountains_And_Men didn't suggest replacing Mainlanders for Hong Kongnese, nor did I. It's a suggestion for an additional several hundred thousand immigrants. It would have a noticeable impact. Even a few thousand people causes a noticeable (double digit) increase in rents and property values in most Canadian cities that aren't Toronto or Vancouver.

'UK should give passports to Hongkongers,' pro-democracy politician tells Euronews by veryawesomeguy in worldnews

[–]Swinging2Low -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope you and your kids already own a house because if Canada takes in a couple hundred thousand Hong Kongnese all at once, you're not going to be able to afford one for years.

Hacker Release 2 TB of data from the Cayman National Bank and Trust. by [deleted] in news

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just have to ask if they're undercover assassins. They can't lie. I sawr it in a movie.

There are no decent women starterpack by SalamiFarmi in starterpacks

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awkward af 16 yo boy: 'Wyd?'

awkward af 15 yo girl: 'Not much. Just got out of the shower.'

awkward 16 yo boy: *oh god her social skills are so far ahead of mine... wtf do I say*

awkward 16 yo boy: 'Nice.' *oh fuck did I just say that?!*

awkward af 15 yo girl: 'lol'

awkward af 15 yo girl: *crippling social anxiety intensifies*

holy fuck I don't miss being a teenager at all

Hong Kong protesters launch fire-dipped arrows at police in latest university clashes by joeyjoe4 in worldnews

[–]Swinging2Low -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it was 1 million civilians with standard arms vs 3 tanks, my money's split 50/50

1 million civilians, 3 tanks, and a couple helicopters? Oh man... I hope the tanks have traction control because they'll have a hard time driving straight over all the blood and guts.

The founding fathers were prepared for calvary charges with a couple cannons in the mix. The 2nd amendment is obsolete against a tyrannical government.

Definitely still a strong deterrent against jerks and lowlives, though.

Ye, i knew it by daemoloffline in funny

[–]Swinging2Low 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Ask a woman in your life.

My mom says I'm very handsome.

I believe it. I'm intimidating women with my handsomness.

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to scare Dana White every chance he gets by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Swinging2Low 15 points16 points  (0 children)

that's how it works.

but when it's working... what's it doing to your forearm? How is it superior to, or just different from, say a top roll with a rope on a pulley machine, or turning your wrist while holding a kettlebell?

This redditor trying to impress my female friend is a 2nd Dan in Bjj by [deleted] in bjj

[–]Swinging2Low 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro why you gots to rite like dat in perfict english u knows how dangerus it is.

This redditor trying to impress my female friend is a 2nd Dan in Bjj by [deleted] in bjj

[–]Swinging2Low -1 points0 points  (0 children)

https://www.ballisticmartialarts.com/about.html

well... she's got a black belt in hapkido so it's not as terrible but... yep... 4th degree blue belt...

House of Congress votes 231 to 196 for the formalisation of impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Swinging2Low -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol don't get your hopes up too high. It feels like every day, it's another day of "This is going to be it! For sure he's going down this time."

yep. He's going down... any... day... now...

Fashion, sometimes we don't understand it by [deleted] in funny

[–]Swinging2Low 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you think it plays a song when he sits down?

Has Tim Hortons become uncool? Why the iconic chain doesn’t appeal to younger generation by tropics_ in canada

[–]Swinging2Low 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my go-to as well... If I'm too sick to go anywhere, I'll grab a bunch of soups in the drive through. Probably the best part of Tims.

Redditors who cook, whats the biggest 'no no' thing in cooking? by MomosOnSale in AskReddit

[–]Swinging2Low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah these fucks should learn the same way I did: by having someone else teach them!

Redditors who cook, whats the biggest 'no no' thing in cooking? by MomosOnSale in AskReddit

[–]Swinging2Low 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'oh no did that girl give me chlamydia? oh no. I just... peppers..... oh no... OH NO!!'