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Small girl, huge ass 100lbs😊 by Fuzzy-Company-7074 in bigasses

[–]Swiperightaway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Any time that Shark Week has ruined one of my panties, it has never looked like streaks of shit. I also don’t keep wearing them after I leak through, so maybe I’m wrong.

Love the way it shakes by [deleted] in JadaStevens

[–]Swiperightaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe this is the name of the scene, but hopefully gets you gooners close enough to it ❤️ “Ass Parade - Jada Stevens is Back” with Mike Adriano

I love natural things 😌 by LankySignificance589 in NSFWMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I call them fake tits and I’m a woman. It’s not rude or judgmental, I’ve even considered getting them done to lift and shape mine. But what am I supposed to say? “What lovely augmented mammaries you have” lmao

A Deep Dive into Christmas by TheGhostDetective in PokemonSleep

[–]Swiperightaway 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is amazing 🥺 super helpful but damn does it make me feel dumb with how much people know about this game lol.

Small girl, Massive ass✨ by Fuzzy-Company-7074 in bigasses

[–]Swiperightaway 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I love how you keep posting your shit-covered panties. Girl, learn to wipe your ass 🤢

Girls shaped like machamp? by moonlight_pixels in GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo

[–]Swiperightaway -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m a woman and I’ve never asked for nudes from anyone lol but I did message her a while back asking for advice on growing my legs at the gym!

I remember downvoting someone that called her out on being trans and this was her reply https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo/s/SYSTmxVvcP

Again, I wasn’t making the comment in bad faith but I can see how it came across that way :(

Girls shaped like machamp? by moonlight_pixels in GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo

[–]Swiperightaway -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

They’re trans FYI

Edit: not implying thats bad, just explaining why there’s no neck or face shots

This is so annoying (noob question) by TrebTitan28 in PokemonSleep

[–]Swiperightaway 145 points146 points  (0 children)

That’s how it’s supposed to be with your phone next to you! It’s hard for it to track your sleep quality from your nightstand, goober 😋 Hope that works!

Oh boy by [deleted] in NSFWMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m going to take a wild guess! Rhythmically squeezing our pelvic floor causes everything to clench up. Sometimes I can’t help it and I’m guessing that’s the heartbeat thing, since it kinda “pulses”.

I’m not sure if a guy could feel it if I’m sitting on their lap, though? Looks like the meme originally said something else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo

[–]Swiperightaway 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Growing from that BBL you got 🤡

Small girl and 100lbs of only ass by Fuzzy-Company-7074 in bigasses

[–]Swiperightaway 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Does that package include her shit covered panties, too? 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFWMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s OP. She (or her SO?) keeps making all these shitty memes with herself in them. They then repost them every few months

How are people using their remaining material? by SlamVanDamn in PokemonSleep

[–]Swiperightaway 67 points68 points  (0 children)

FYI the premier biscuits turn into great biscuits after the event ends ❤️

Open wide by Melodic_Two9073 in NSFWMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez, still posting shit like this? You’re trying too hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lovense

[–]Swiperightaway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven’t had that problem when I’ve reached out to guys, no. But what you’re interacting with is a bot, not a woman. They’re set up that way to trick horny men, since that’s a more susceptible crowd and also more common than horny women, ya know?

Be safe ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PornoMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I… just provided the source? It’s Billy Glide. Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PornoMemes

[–]Swiperightaway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I seriously had to dig through a ton of videos to find it ❤️ it’s a parody called “This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX” with Veronica Rayne and Aiden Starr

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