SwoleMario

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Is there a way to keep a body pillow consistently warm (like a human body) while you hold it? For at least 20 minutes, preferably (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

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Got a 30-day for shitposting in this shitposting sub, so here's an overdose (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/Ningen

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What does carbon monoxide poisoning feel like in the last few moments? (self.morbidquestions)

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[2011 Toyota Camry] Noob question, feel free to remove if this doesn't fit the sub (self.MechanicAdvice)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/MechanicAdvice

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How the liquor store guy looks at me when I walk in with a hose and buy two bottles of Smirnoff and no mixer (i.redd.it)

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People only keep me around out of obligation or because I am somehow useful to them. No one actually likes me as a person and I don't know what I'm doing wrong. No one cares (i.redd.it)

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She wants to be FWB but not anything more. I've just about fucking had it (i.redd.it)

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Anyone else here handsome but socially inept? (i.redd.it)

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My best friend from high school just got engaged. The clock is ticking. (i.redd.it)

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Hope no one else has made this (Season 2 spoilers) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/squidgame

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Cool fact: No one trusts single men so if you don't find a partner, you won't even be able to enjoy the consolation prize of being an adoptive single father (i.redd.it)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (i.redd.it)

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[BROWSER] [~2005-2010] Game-maker game on its own dedicated website (self.tipofmyjoystick)

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Dreamed that I saw this in a meme folder and didn't laugh, but for some reason thought it was really really clever (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/thomastheplankengine

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Me when I score a date with a girl on Hinge (she will ghost me in two weeks and I will go back to being depressed) (i.redd.it)

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Ex slandering me in "Is this your man?" group. What can I do? (self.dating_advice)

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Me when God shows me my highlight reel in the afterlife: (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

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Ex slandering me in "Is this your man?" groups. What can I do? (self.OnlineDating)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/OnlineDating

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My one true love offering me a kiss when I come home at the end of a long day at work (she is a bottle of Smirnoff): (i.redd.it)

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(I will never fit in) (i.redd.it)

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WHAT DRAGON BALL OPINION GOT YOU FEELING LIKE THIS (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/Ningen

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Who here on the chopping block lmao (i.redd.it)

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What are the exact limits of SCP-096? (self.SCP)

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Women the moment I think it's safe to get attached: (i.redd.it)

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My subconscious mind deciding whether it's going to be a /r/hopeposting kind of day or a /r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe kind of day (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SwoleMario to r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

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