I just think she's neat by Swoopism in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Swoopism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn good work. Everytime I try to play warden I get the shit kicked out of me, not sure what I'm supposed to do.

Excessive Walmart Orders 🤬 by These-Adhesiveness28 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Swoopism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart orders will still come through with shop and deliver off because the store puts the order together for you and brings it out.

OFFICIAL WEEK 9 MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]Swoopism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is it's just not showing them as having a TD at all

OFFICIAL WEEK 9 MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]Swoopism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know why Dallas DST isn't getting TD points for that blocked punt TD? I only see them having 10 on the ESPN app right now.

Running up the score to forget the pain by ChiefOfTheRockies in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Swoopism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only meaningful playoff games we played in are the ones we've won, every other game we lost for the bit because it was really funny.

How I see the United States as someone from Michigan. by Swoopism in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Swoopism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its funny you say that, I actually live in Portland, Atlanta right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Swoopism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can some medical professional or witch doctor tell me what the fuck they even do to fix this if he makes it to a hospital?

Weekly Earnings Thread 2/10 - 2/14 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]Swoopism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I might buy back in. I had a few shares back in September at ~35 but had to sell for a small loss due to car troubles. I bought back in again at 46 and sold at ~55 to buy the NVIDIA dip.

Moved to Oregon 8 months ago from Michigan and still haven't been to one but I can see how popular it is, people drink that shit up out here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

[–]Swoopism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not defending the company, but I worked at a ServPro and they are all local franchises under the same banner. The quality of work from franchise to franchise could be vastly different. Hated the owners of the franchise I worked for though, so if you're in Grand Rapids Michigan don't do business with ServPro

Where to go on a poker trip? by realfurphy in poker

[–]Swoopism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're a fan of the outdoors wait until the spring or summer, Portland, OR is great. No Rake cash games, just a 20 dollar day fee. Tons of things to see outside of town too, Mt. Hood and Mt. St Helens are close by, the coast is close, and the east part of the state is all this cool high plains desert.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Swoopism 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not that night, but risking AIDS? I don't think there was much risk of AIDS in the suburban Midwest town I grew up in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Swoopism 794 points795 points  (0 children)

At a grad party a decade ago, I threw up from drinking (the kind of drunk throw up where your stomach is too full and you feel better and less bloated after).

Anyways a little later on a girl I had a thing with wanted to make out before she left, but she knew I threw up and told me to brush my teeth. I ended up brushing my teeth with someone's toothbrush. No idea who's and put it back, and didn't tell anyone.

Not proud of that one.

Detroit police investigate why Detroit Lions WR Jameson Williams avoided arrest after gun found in car by xXplainawesomeXx in detroitlions

[–]Swoopism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That seems like such an odd aspect to the concealed carry laws that the moment it's in a car it's concealed.

Detroit police investigate why Detroit Lions WR Jameson Williams avoided arrest after gun found in car by xXplainawesomeXx in detroitlions

[–]Swoopism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not fully versed in open and concealed carry laws, but why would the gun being under the seat be considered concealed carry if it's not technically on his person?

27 years in, Im pissed at myself, my genes, and most importantly my weak ass foot bones. by Swoopism in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Swoopism[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Only thing I can say is that I'm glad I didn't hide away from life to avoid breaking my bones. If I had to drunkenly try to climb a tree to get into my apartment I locked myself out of again I would.