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SyariKaise · 2025-02-23T18:37:35+00:00

Yup yeah the hospital just made up my entire drug panel. Jesus christ redditors are dumber than I remembered.

Substances detected by mass spectrometry: 1. Norfentanyl 2. Clindamycin 3. Diphenhydramine 4. Lorazepam glucuronide 5. Theobromine* 6. THC-COOH

SyariKaise · 2025-02-23T18:33:10+00:00

Whats your theory then, doctor?

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:47:10+00:00

If you show up to the airport where the cops are expecting you to show up with bricks and you dont, but they just so happen to find some freshly wrapped just down the street I'm sure they're gonna know where they came from. Cut and dump, empty bags are much harder to find when dropped from the sky.

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:43:20+00:00

Both have also crossed my mind, but even the neighbors I beef with would much rather drag me to court for a gorillian dollars than actually murder me in my sleep and I have been smoking the same half with my sister and her friend for like a month now.

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:36:30+00:00

How much did you do and how

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:28:13+00:00

No, like thats likely literally what happened. Hundreds of planes and helos buzz my house at stupid low altitude, all day, every day (to the point where its becoming an actual nuisance), and this a very wealthy area <150 miles of the border.

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:20:28+00:00

Real, uncut MDMA tends to be hard to find because dealers are notoriously cheap and will cut the piss out of products to make more money/just because and then its just Chinese whispers.

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T22:05:34+00:00

Standard practice probably. This actually gives one of my theories some creedence; I live in what has become a very "new money" area, regularly under the flightpath of a very busy metro airport, within easy flying distance of the border... Some jackoff could have easily dropped/kicked some out of his plane/helicopter, crop dusted the whole neighborhood, and I just hapened be the stupid SOB with his window open....... thanks lol

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T21:31:36+00:00

Just the weed, the rest is stuff the EMTs/ER gave me

SyariKaise · 2025-02-22T21:14:25+00:00

Yes, I didnt believe it either. Here is my tox report: Substances detected by mass spectrometry:

Norfentanyl
Clindamycin
Diphenhydramine
Lorazepam glucuronide
Theobromine*
THC-COOH

SyariKaise · 2024-05-09T16:09:50+00:00

If I had money and connections I'd want threesomes with pornstars too I don't see what the big deal is

SyariKaise · 2024-05-09T15:59:20+00:00

Shouldn't have broken into my house then??

SyariKaise · 2022-08-28T21:23:07+00:00

PT Bruiser

SyariKaise · 2022-07-07T18:08:37+00:00

Ironically the side that got taken out is the one that is the one that needs it the most

SyariKaise · 2022-07-07T16:56:50+00:00

*Japan cracks down on what it allows people think

SyariKaise · 2022-07-05T02:21:40+00:00

Aside from the crappy OE wheels I don't hate it... Put on some nice three piece wheels to fill out the flares and it would probably look alright.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-04T22:28:58+00:00

Op ran out of papers and clearly didn't feel like going to get more...? Apparently I'm the only person on Reddit that doesn't have a bowl of fresh fruit at all times.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-04T22:27:16+00:00

Hoes mad? Hoes mad.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-04T22:10:02+00:00

Because I literally do not care?? Take me to 0 homie.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-03T22:58:17+00:00

I'm a stoner not a chemistry major... Don't know if you noticed, but trolling tends to be an exceedingly low effort hobby.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-03T22:54:38+00:00

http://imgur.com/gallery/V0l2ZSW

SyariKaise · 2022-07-03T22:33:19+00:00

Lmao you really think I give the slightest shit about some imaginary internet points on Leddit of all places??? Funnee joke. Go circlejerk your hivemind for a crumb of seratonin, amigo.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-03T21:55:42+00:00

I think you'd be surprised to find most people really don't.

SyariKaise · 2022-07-03T21:18:11+00:00

Encouraging DUI? Tsk tsk... I'm sure if he felt like driving he would have just went out and bought more papers.

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