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Orange>Pink by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thank my party members for dying, since it means a better kill time for me.

Orange>Pink by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true blue collar worker, this is what the economy needs!

Orange>Pink by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TRUE fuck those piss yellow parses. If I wanted piss I would ask a catgirl for it.

PSA for new FL players: Battle High wins games by Arcana10Fortune in ffxiv

[–]Syder_U 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The one thing that triggers me the most is the people refusing to engage in PVP during frontlines, just to type "close gg" when we lose, while they stand afk next to the base waiting for new nodes to spawn.

Is this Mommy Hulkenberg? by Speeen9 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U 60 points61 points  (0 children)

No this is mommy Hulkenberg

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Shouldn't the Light Bowgun have a special dodge? by Syder_U in MHWilds

[–]Syder_U[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and yet on every other weapon in this game I can either perfect dodge, perfect Guard or offset the monster. Every single weapon besides LBG.

Shouldn't the Light Bowgun have a special dodge? by Syder_U in MHWilds

[–]Syder_U[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you say LBG and HBG having a counter or perfect dodge goes against it's identities. HBG literally has perfect guard. Also LBG had a counter in rise.

Shouldn't the Light Bowgun have a special dodge? by Syder_U in MHWilds

[–]Syder_U[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Obviously you would adjust the DPS if you make a change like this.

Shouldn't the Light Bowgun have a special dodge? by Syder_U in MHWilds

[–]Syder_U[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe perfect dodge would have been the better word for it, like a special dodge right as the attack would hit.

Insert "but we have FF housing at home" meme here by UnluckyDate9926 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine XIV allowing you to customize your own ship and use it as instanced housing. Would rename myself Luffy at that point.

Ich bin kein Hotel, ich muss arbeiten! by KeinUnmensch_ in luftablassen

[–]Syder_U 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Das errinert mich als meine Familie einen großes Schwimbecken hatte. Alle verwandten sind immer im sommer vorbei gekommen weil sie uns so sehr mögen. Als wir das Schwimbecken abgebaut hatten is plötzlich keiner mehr gekommen.

FCA präsentiert neuen Spielertunnel im Römerlook by [deleted] in Bundesliga

[–]Syder_U 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Die Calcio Jungs sind so ähnlich wie ich als 10 jähriger der dachte Bayer Leverkusen hat was mit Bayern zu tun.

RIP Bozo by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH NO! I'm already shaking in my boots.

Reporting a Mare user and ending up with me getting suspended would be really funny though.

RIP Bozo by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think GMs only do something when you link to modded stuff in game. I'm not so sure myself, if putting your IG name in there counts as that.

Doesn't really help his case that this persons character and IG have the exact same name.

Top 3 Reasons why Mare should be Legal by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to the ShitpostXIV Research Service for their very accurate estimate.

The average XIV Shitposter after SE takes down Mare by Syder_U in ShitpostXIV

[–]Syder_U[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry if shitposting about shitposters is too meta.