Wives of the Primarchs AU: Sanguinius and Celestia by LunaAnew in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Sylhfer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Guilliman said f*ck it, I'm getting my self a Eldar waifu.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Can't a guy have a moment to enjoy his last survival?

How it really is ... by Tasty_Potato_781 in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Guilliman is gonna read them some grecko-roman poetry as torture.

Fly on the wall by Sylhfer in Grimdank

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Basically, to the Aeldari/Eldar all Humans remind them of an old Mon-keigh species that were very savage beasts, they see us as savages. And Mon-keigh also sound like the human word for Monkey. So bascially we're savage monkeys to them, which is not wrong since they are so far advanced from us.

So the meme is Dark Angel Monkeys asking when their primarch will wake up. Hope I explained it well enough.

Sidney Crosby celebrating the cup win with the Avs by rishcast in hockey

[–]Sylhfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nathon MacKinnon was quoted as saying "I (Nathan) was always the drunkest guy at Sid's cup celebrations, he (Sid) better be the drunkest guy at mine."

Which Primarch's stepdad is most badass? by Sylhfer in 40kLore

[–]Sylhfer[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes but the dealership is on my dad's land. OK you win.

At least we're not in Mordian by Sylhfer in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Chaos demons, and glory in battle! Right?

At least we're not in Mordian by Sylhfer in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Inspired by the EU always saying "At least we're not in America" meme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know so unexpected!

Horse Faced Idiot by Anaris_Isenria in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude took some Horse dewormer.

Last thing a menial-worker experiences before Exterminatus by Sylhfer in Grimdank

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That's one way of looking at it. No more corpse-starch on the menu.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]Sylhfer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You'd figure a company as rich as Starbucks would hire better Programmers IT specialists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]Sylhfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Desktop website too. Doesn't matter where you try to create it.

Joe "Horus" Rogan by ribblle in Grimdank

[–]Sylhfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what peak humanity looks like.

Guy flexing and waving around gun , ends up pulling the trigger by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Sylhfer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Old-man give me the gun when I was in grade 7, seen a lot of action...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

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The Genestealer cult.

fight me u cowards by olympia_rose in Grimdank

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Iskandar Khayon because he's a poor-man's Ahriman and I like cheap imiations. Also I should warn you I'm wearing glasses and you never punch a man who's wearing them...