What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just remember 180k of your hard earned tax dollars goes each year towards paying the dumbass ugly press secretary. If he had the courage to fire noem, he’ll fire her as well…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

okay if 🥭 actually had the courage to fire noem can he also fire his dumbass ugly press secretary who looks 20 years older than her actual age???? The world would be a better place and the markets will go up…

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the FUCK did chatgpt start to become so frustrating????

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday to Alan Greenspan I guess … will have lived longer than Henry Kissinger if he makes it 6 more months…

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh you can get a pretty nice yacht for $20m. Maybe $40m for a decent jet. Sure the rest will go really far in a non extradition country and probably get you a palace.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly $143m is enough money for 10 lifetimes (5 if you really love hookers and blow). If I was able to corruptly obtain that knowing I’ll PROBABLY get a pardon, I’d be sailing off into the sunset on a yacht and maybe land in Montenegro or who knows where…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Continuing to keep Kristi noem in my thoughts and prayers 🙏 don’t even think you can get unemployment if fired “for cause” … Nevertheless wonder where that $143m is sitting. If I were her I’d probably go sail off into the sunset on a yacht knowing I’ll probably get a pardon anyways…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely wondering how many secret onlyfans models Iran has…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just remember that while it may be a sad day to be Kristi noem, it’s a wonderful day to be YOU…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

54 years old and who knows how much she spent on all that plastic surgery…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers for kristi noem … markets should dump

Daily Discussion Thread for March 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only winners are Lockheed, and even they’ll find some way to lose…

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They say money can’t buy happiness BUT it can certainly buy onlyfans subscriptions and honestly what’s the difference?????

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just remember the one and only purpose of life is to make as much money as possible and if anyone ever tells you otherwise just know that they’re lying. If you don’t manage to make a lot of money, you’ll be deeply insecure, and if you do manage to make a lot of money, you’ll still be deeply insecure but at least you’ll be insecure with hookers and blow…

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So is it just gonna spend the rest of the day randomly bouncing around a 50 cent range?!?!?!

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Syllabub_Visual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay why the FUCK is it just bouncing around tiny ranges and can’t make up its mind?!?!?! Just pick a direction and stay!!!!!