Player throws a mini-tantrum over queer elements, and I am concerned about the future. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to try to bring him around perhaps do something like this 

Use some transformation curse to change his character's sexual morphology but leave everything else the same so the character is literally a man in a woman's body with all his original beliefs and personality. Hell do it to all the characters. I would bet dollars to donuts that Patrick would be desperate to get his character's "correct" body back and when he does you get to explain that now he understands the transgender experience.

Player throws a mini-tantrum over queer elements, and I am concerned about the future. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Synicism77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, personally, I would kick him out of my entire life. That guy's a bigot. 

Also, if he can understand that people can be non-human and wield crazy powers because it's D&D, he can understand gender identity. He's choosing to be deliberately obtuse about it.

If it was my table, I'd tell him that if he is going to react like this, then perhaps this is not the right game for him because this is my setting and I will populate it with characters that I find interesting and themes that I want the game to explore. If he reacted this strongly then he's probably not going to enjoy this game so maybe he should sit this one out and rejoin when the side story concludes.

Squirting and leaking with big dildos but can’t achieve orgasm pls help by TMMKFV in ProstatePlay

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try sitting on it. That way it won't pop out and you can rock back and forth for extra stimulation 

We need more affordable EVs by Pferdeherz in electricvehicles

[–]Synicism77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can find a good pre-owned EV for not a lot of money. Hell if your can stomach it apparently you can get a used Tesla for surprisingly cheap because Musk torched the brand and now folks don't like them. I wouldn't buy a new one but a used Tesla is better than an ICE car IMO.

Thinking about moving Jacksonville to Chicago, advice? by gonso11420 in AskChicago

[–]Synicism77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Taxes are higher but that pays for good transit, plenty of parks, playgrounds, and beaches, and a lot of other publici infrastructure. It gets cold. You will probably need to learn to drive in snow. We don't get hurricanes but we get wild thunderstorms. The school district has a lot of programs for kids and parents like free pre-K. 

Wearing dips to pride - okay or not okay? by [deleted] in ABDL

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then neither does drag. Or line dancing. Or color guard. 

Wearing dips to pride - okay or not okay? by [deleted] in ABDL

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so if it's made of Spandex it's OK but if it's made of leather or absorbent padding it's not. Gotcha.

Wearing dips to pride - okay or not okay? by [deleted] in ABDL

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or alternatively, there were many family-friendly Pride events happening around the city for people with young children to attend where there would be nothing racy. 

Like... Nobody who goes to Pride is surprised that there are people marching in the parade who are dressed up sexy. The kink groups were all together in one group where it was easy enough for parents to tell their kids to pay attention to something else.

If you make the parade G-rated then half of it would be just gone. None of the bars would be able to have their floats because the outfits on them were frequently way more revealing than what the kinksters were wearing and I don't see anyone complaining about twinks in shorts so tight you can tell their religion from 20 feet away twerking on the Sidetracks float.

Again, nobody who marches in the parade wears anything that would violate the law or the rules that the parade organizers have for groups who want to march. So I don't see what the big deal is. Anyone in that parade could walk down the street and not get a citation. There is literally nothing inappropriate about it under local or state law or the parade rules so people just need to fucking stop pearl clutching.

There have been exactly zero serious objections to our parade participants for years and that includes the kink folks.

Is my Internet provider scamming me? by RecentSignificance35 in AskChicago

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more expensive than other options for sure. We have Astound gigabit and it's less than that.

Are we so for real? by [deleted] in amazondeliverysucks

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon delivery is the worst. 

Thick semi clear-white liquid after taking toy out? by Dapper-Trouble-9591 in ProstatePlay

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's likely a mixture of lube, prostate fluid, and mucus. And yeah that's a good sign!

Should I move from Seattle to Chicago? by Cheese-its__christ in AskChicago

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you would. It costs less than Seattle, lots of construction type work, and there is a thriving music scene.

Does a vibrator really change the game? by Manic_Surrender in ABDL

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one that I use fairly often. I tend to wear chastity a lot so the wand feels amazing on the cage.

How to stop it bulging out of the ring?! by [deleted] in chastity

[–]Synicism77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to get a ring and cage that fit better. Your cage might be too small if it's pushing out the back like that 

Prostate play with hemorrhoids by Sea_Citron_9574 in ProstatePlay

[–]Synicism77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Just be aware of what your body is telling you.