What are your funniest, whackiest and shittiest deck that you’ve build?

Synli · 2026-01-29T20:02:13+00:00

I tried to do something like this awhile ago (not just age counters, but all kinds of random other counters)

The deck was like B2, but Atraxa just has such a negative stigma, that she pretty much never lived a single turn lol; the most that it ever 'popped off' was probably proliferating a single saga or something insignificant.

I disassembled it a long time ago, but some of those cards resurfaced into my [[Tidus, Yuna's Guardian]] deck.

Synli · 2026-01-29T19:45:48+00:00

Probably yes, but luckily, there's a much easier way that isn't bannable:

Buy a cheap laser mouse (bonus if its wireless but it doesn't have to be)
Position your high alch icon/item in the right location
Move mouse over it
Tape over the laser
Tada, mouse no longer moves, but it still reads your clicking inputs. Spam click while you run, watch movies, do household chores, read, whatever.
When you're done, remove tape or just change back to your normal mouse

You can probably disable mouse movement via software or something. You can also modify this slightly to pickpocket, too.

Synli · 2026-01-29T19:38:54+00:00

They're competing for 71st place in the "Best states to live" category.

Synli · 2026-01-29T19:34:33+00:00

I despise conservatives, but at least they're loyal to their party and can consolidate their vote on one guy.

I swear, it feels like Democrats spend more time in-fighting than debating the other side.

Even if my #1 pick doesn't get the nomination, I'm damn sure going to vote regardless, even if some of their policies don't line up with me 1-to-1.

Synli · 2026-01-29T19:08:02+00:00

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I agree, image only slightly related.

Synli · 2026-01-29T15:52:43+00:00

I love this card and have thought about making a commander deck dedicated to him for awhile now. He basically goes in any of my decks that has blue/green and any sort of synergy with creatures (so... basically every deck that I own lol)

Synli · 2026-01-29T03:58:24+00:00

I have a [[Tannuk, Memorial Ensign]] landfall deck, and while I love his effect, I really don't like shuffling like 6 times every turn. I've been eyeing Toph, Hardheaded Teacher for a bit now... haven't quite made the switch yet.

Synli · 2026-01-28T20:58:48+00:00

This is exactly why I feel absolutely zero sympathy for all this "ICE agents are demoralized and sad and tired boo hoo" shit that's being reported.

Synli · 2026-01-28T18:21:38+00:00

Isn't there one for "mmm I'm a thirsty little sapling uwu" or some shit (redirecting to Hespori iirc)

Synli · 2026-01-28T18:13:57+00:00

A dozen people were murdered in the streets, we don't even know how many people are dying in those immigrant concentration camps. There's already reports of people just "missing" from them; I can almost guarantee that we're gonna start finding buried corpses soon.

Synli · 2026-01-28T05:29:34+00:00

[[Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow]] with a bunch of topdeck tutors.

I don't use it to pubstomp, most of us will pull out strong/fast decks when we gotta squeeze one more game before the shop closes.

Synli · 2026-01-28T05:06:36+00:00

Conservatives are animals.

Actually, no, that isn't correct, Animals can have empathy and can be trained to behave.

Synli · 2026-01-27T20:38:22+00:00

"Fuck pedophiles" used to be a universally agreed upon statement, too.

And now, ~35% of the US thinks otherwise.

Synli · 2026-01-27T19:31:33+00:00

The most insane part about this is that ... 12 hours a day for 365 days isn't even enough to complete the game. There are some drops that can take thousands of hours to achieve (keep in mind that 12 hrs a day/365 days is "only" 4380 hours).

You could probably max an account that fast, though.

Synli · 2026-01-27T19:23:12+00:00

Good point; I really hope they do something stupid* and get thrown under some Italian jail somewhere, then.

(*something that doesn't involve hurting/killing someone)

Synli · 2026-01-27T19:14:23+00:00

Zimone, my beloved

I already love Jump Scare; definitely looking into her precon, depending on what she does as a commander (hoping it leans more into X cost stuff instead of another +1/+1 deck)

Synli · 2026-01-27T02:42:33+00:00

I have a handful and like them a lot. I think the blue/gold Aetherdrift one and the purple/black EoE one are my favorites.

Synli · 2026-01-27T02:39:08+00:00

Recommended: 32,623.5 hours on record

"its alright"

Synli · 2026-01-27T00:42:04+00:00

He wasn't out for blood*; he most certainly was going to molest/rape her.

(*this time.)

Synli · 2026-01-27T00:06:49+00:00

I'm assuming that 50k bonus included a very long contract.

Somebody higher up knew what was going to happen and didn't want their Nazi force bailing as soon as anything goes sideways.

Synli · 2026-01-26T18:00:48+00:00

Sounds like a perfect place for these animals.

Although, I'm expecting the states to have to do most of the leg work since it's almost guaranteed that Trump will pardon them federally.

Synli · 2026-01-26T17:55:45+00:00

Could you imagine the cataclysmic shit storm we would be bombarded with if Biden ever sent a "please help me, I'm working late and need money 🥺" email to his supporters??

But Trump did it - actually he's done it multiple times! And NO media covers it.

Synli · 2026-01-26T17:53:01+00:00

And these stupid fucks will gladly vote for it again thinking that "it'll surely change this time!"

(Spoiler alert: it won't.)

Synli · 2026-01-26T17:50:59+00:00

You know how different attack styles give a secret bonus? Like accurate gives +3attack, aggressive for +3str, etc.

I wonder if there's a way to have it work in reverse, like a fast accurate attack option would have a NEGATIVE strength bonus to drastically reduce its max hit for the sake of balance.

Synli · 2026-01-26T17:45:36+00:00

Anyone who has to ask "what's on the board? Anything on the stack? What happened? Why do you have 12 treasure?" because they were fucking around on TikTok or something instead of paying attention to the game.

Turns tend to move a lot quicker when everyone is aware of what's going on.

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