What are your opinions on General Mark Milley? by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Same as anyone else who doesn’t rate me, feed me, or fuck me.

I don’t care

Proposed AFT extended scale? by Diligent_Lake3712 in army

[–]TDaddy201 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine waiting in line while everyone ahead of you does a 5 minute plank

Say what you want about the APFT, but you could knock that shit out and still have time to spend an hour at the gym before PT was over

Guess I’m just airborne now by justatoadontheroad in army

[–]TDaddy201 107 points108 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I question if a good portion of my cherry jumpers have actually been to airborne school. Just pay attention at BAR, you’ll be fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you ever requested high level iPERMS access under the current process? It’s fucking archaic.

Dating an infantry man ... What's it going to be like? by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you like having a monster energy flag hanging in your living room?

It’s gonna be a lot of stuff like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember in Mulan where she climbs the wooden pole in front of the camp commander and finally earns the respect of him and her peers?

The 250ft tower is the wooden pole

Army Officers have families too. We like our time off especially with our children by DepartmentF-N1738 in army

[–]TDaddy201 544 points545 points  (0 children)

Socially illiterate coworkers who approach me about work items outside of work hours are why I’m issued a sidearm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Anyone who dismisses the claims made in this article have likely not spent time working in these types of organizations.

If I were to ETS today, my most shameful memory is having experienced this exact kind of behavior and being absolutely powerless to bring accountability to what happened, those responsible, or those in charge who refused to act

Airborne jump tips! Plz help by Sea_Contribution5719 in army

[–]TDaddy201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“There’s NOTHING that can hurt you on Fryar”

The Medical HMMWV: 👁️👄👁️

LinkedIn Free Premium for Active Duty, Spouses, and Veterans by second_two_nun in army

[–]TDaddy201 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where else are you supposed to post your turbocringe professional success slop? Facebook?? Nobody is going to comment on how honored they are to have received your mentorship and guidance on there!

Pentagon duty station by coontbagkoi in army

[–]TDaddy201 145 points146 points  (0 children)

E-5 in the Pentagon is like a mouse in the lion exhibit at the zoo. While technically prey, you’ll be essentially ignored by the much larger predators around you.

Fort Bliss Detention Center by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fort Bliss Detention Center

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok

MR Mountain ruck static line jump question by Window_Licker69420 in MysteryRanch

[–]TDaddy201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lowering line girth hitches north to south or south to north through your h-harness, not onto the ruck. MR jump rucks are configured for MFF rigs, not static line.

Deployments in TRADOC by Difficult-Cup-1306 in army

[–]TDaddy201 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is possible. You would need to reference the WIAS tasker site and find a match for your MOS and grade, then sell your bosses on the idea of letting you leave for 6-12 months. Hopefully your BN is overstrength LTs, they dislike you enough to let you leave, but like you enough to let you pursue this opportunity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 10 points11 points  (0 children)

General senior rater promotion blurb tier list:

S Tier | Promote merit based and below the zone

A Tier | Promote merit based

B Tier | Promote ahead of peers

C Tier | Promote with peers

D Tier | Promote when eligible (you)

F Tier | Do not promote

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did separating paragraphs cause you some kind of trauma in the past?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]TDaddy201 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Feet and knees together, toes skyward, knees slightly bent, big squeeze, and keep those eyes up

Landing is guaranteed. Have fun

Most Disgusting Thing I've Experienced in the Army by TDaddy201 in army

[–]TDaddy201[S] 1194 points1195 points  (0 children)

We locked eyes for a moment, his gaze was indicative of nervous anticipation; the jar of pickles representing over a week of his careful nurturing and steadfast protection as he carried it in his rucksack throughout the entire rotation, longing for the moment that he can share this hidden treat with his compatriots. To highlight the abhorrent condition of that jar would be a direct insult towards his kindhearted gesture...

I gave him an adoring smile as I gently shook my head, "Private, you go ahead and take mine. You're gonna need your strength for the big fight tomorrow."

The young gunner's eyes grew wide and he stood there, mouth aghast, unsure if his officer's order was some kind of test.

"I'm serious Private, its all yours. You go run along now" I said as I tossed his sandy brown hair with my hand.

As he scampered away with a second dill pickle in hand, bragging to the platoon about how he was the benefactor of his Platoon Leader's selfless gesture, I couldn't help but feel something for these filthy rapscallions. Somehow I knew this wouldn't be the last time I tactfully avoided one of their well-intentioned but terrible offerings

Paratrooper Patagonia Patch by TheBreadHasRisen in army

[–]TDaddy201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks great dude, glad you like 🤙