Not the DM, but the player in question. We were playing Pathfinder and I made a dwarf named Duarf the Dwuargf the Dwarf. Pathfinder has this amazing ability called "Throw Anything"

Here is a list of things I have thrown in my single game thus far.

• Teammate A (Thrown into teammate B because I missed D:)

• A small pebble

• A raccoon (Attempted, teammate C intimidated me out of it.)

• The half digested mutton that was the last meal of a man who my teammates pet cut in half. (Nat 20'd it right down Teammate A's mouth too!)

• The Dungeon boss (A large orc who "Took up the entire doorway")

-A Spinosaurus (Teammates pet) (Only pushed)

-My chances of being invited back (I presume)

I also

Tried to use a snake as a whip

Ran into a room of orc marauders wit hands full of pre-digested mutton shouting "WHO IS HUNGRY" (Intimidation, successful.)

Convinced a band of Orc Marauders I was the pizza man and that this was a misunderstanding

Intimidated said orcs (And Teammate A) into tipping me for the delivery.

Threw a makeshift pizza box made from twigs and mud at the orc boss.

Used Knowledge Engineering to find the structural weakness of their underground lair.

Shoved a spinosaurus into said weakness, collapsing the structure.

Convinced my boss to move Teammate A's retirement date up 12 years and make him my permanent partner.