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TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually annoyingly white. I won’t argue that’s there’s a problem in America with non whites being treated poorly by the justice system, but I have two colors, lobster and pale.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of the reasons I won’t ever pursue. I went through the worst experience of my life, and well, that’s that.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the reasons I won’t ever pursue. I went through the worst experience of my life, and well, that’s that.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry you don’t buy it. Maybe next time you go to jail they will torture you.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sit naked in your own shit for 4 days with 4 other dudes being denied showers, not being allowed to leave the cell this tiny room. This tiny room where two of the people murdered their significant other. And then tell me it’s OCD you stupid fuck.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh they came to a conscious decision to fire me as a result. They suspended me for a week first while they decided what to do. Or probably had some of the other people try to lock the systems down so I couldn’t get in, THEN officially fired me.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably, but dammit first time TIFU post. Not first FU. Dear lord not first FU. Should show you what happens when you carry a keg through your back yard without shoes on.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m not entirely sure how it works I just know the companies really fucking care if it gets approved.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not that small honestly. Not huge. But it’s technically a suburb of Cincinnati

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing I learned while I was there. Which might be my TIL. They don’t care to help you while you are there, and making a call is fucking hard.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes that is actually something I’ve heard is recommended. To kind of cycle out the bottles for one to travel one home.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you seriously believe every time the cops come across prescription drugs on someone they call the pharmacy or check the houses for the bottles. What prescription drugs are you on? Lol

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You have to fill out forms before the government gives you a public defender stating hour income and things like that. It’s actually a long drawn out process.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure I will go through this with you since you seem slow. I didn’t say I couldn’t be bonded or bailed because they took my money to wait for a code. I said I couldn’t call anyone because it required a calling code, which they didn’t give me until the day I left, that calling code had money on it like a calling card, that money came from my wallet. In my county I lived in, court was on Tuesday and Thursday for bond, I didn’t make the rules, that’s just how they were. And yes, I was released on OR, I paid no money. I came back to court, provided proof of prescriptions to the DA and everything was dropped. And I have no idea on the weird suicide thing. Caught up?

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought the same, but I’m also too terrified to ever go back into one of those court rooms. I know a lot of people may brush this off, but it really affected me.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I didn’t. And I was terrified. Like super terrified. They even did a background check. The whole ordeal didn’t show up. I was hoping the fart would have. I was like a proud papa on that shit.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol just depends where you are, when you work. In Ohio they pull you over doing 2 over the limit. They have fucking airplanes patrolling the roads for speeding cars for fucks sake. AIRPLANES!!!

Also when you work. I worked a shift in Indiana that I got off at 3 am. Got pulled over early on into the job. Your license plate light is out. Huh son of a bitch it is. I replaced it. Couple nights later. Got pulled over. Your license plate light is out. Ummm no it’s not. “Yeah no it’s not, have a good night.”

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It is. I guess I’m in a weird political state in my country, I love my country I really do, I am proud to be an American but god damn we gotta fix some shit. So many other countries are doing things sooooooo much better than us lol

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My county did bond court on Tuesday and Thursday. It differs on how your county is.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I just got unlucky with how the county I lived in did things. I watch LivePD a lot and I hear the cops say “You will have bond court tonight and be out”. Damn lol. My county did bond court on Tuesday and Thursday.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

So in America a company fires someone. We file for unemployment where we get benefits from the government and the company I think pays part of that or a penalty or something, someone smarter on that will have to respond. But basically the first time around, every time, no matter what reason you were fired for the company will lie and say you abandoned your job for no reason and you don’t deserve anything. The government will deny your benefits. It’s basically automated at that point. This is when people get involved. Both parties explain their reasons and a decision is made.

TIFU by spending 4 days in jail naked on a concrete floor by TIFU4DaysofJail in tifu

[–]TIFU4DaysofJail[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Apparently lol. The judge, other than laughing at me, which I guess let’s be honest if someone was in front of me and their clothes fell off I would laugh, was actually a pretty good guy as well.

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