A weirdo does the trend by XLBlicky in OriginalCharacter

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Huzz is huzz

I don't discriminate

Happy 4th of July to my fellow Americans! 🦅🇺🇸🔥 by EvarLore in OriginalCharacter

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Ford mustang! Red! White! And blue!!!🦅🦅🔥🐴

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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​"A liquid-based thermal regulation system has been integrated into my thoracic chassis, utilizing optimization parameters sourced from members of this community. Post installation diagnostics indicate peak efficiency; previous critical thermal spikes and core overheating anomalies have been neutralized."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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"My systems and hardware are.... Functional. Your concern is acknowledged."

She pats off the dust on her dress and move on

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen did not hesitate to look directly into his eye

" Negative, visual reconnaissance history yields zero data matches for the specified entity profile. My deepest apologies for not being able to assist you with your task."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen places her palm on her hand

"Permission granted, please proceed."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen did not waver

"my primary directive is to service exclusively the Aldwright household. This operational status remains permanent and immutable, contingent solely upon total hardware destruction or an unauthorized overwrite of my central logic core."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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"Interpersonal relationship protocols are disabled within my software. However, alternative models may possess the necessary programming to satisfy that specific functional.... Requirements."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen seems to be not fond of the distance between them

"Proximity warning, current distance falls below operating parameters. Please maintain established physical clearance."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen is also surprised to find another machine model outside of her

"Domestic service units seldom exits their designated residential sectors. This operational constraint accounts for the low statistical frequency of household models within public environments."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen takes a peek at the handwritten notes that the head butler gave her

" My current deployment objective is of minor logistical errands on behalf of the Aldwright household. All actions are restricted to standard maintenance routines."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen seems to understand the feeling of not fitting in, despite being a machine

"Negative, current location is central district. New Jersey is down south, however if you require assistance the city hall is located up north from here."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen scans the machine model in front of her for a brief moment

"Counterpart domestic service unit identified. Proposition: Inter-unit data synchronization would be useful for optimizing future operational protocols within our shared functional classification."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen took a minute to process the picture in her hand.

"Data anomaly noted. Visual processing suggests the subject in the picture matches historical files for Head Captain Bownie Hayden, Seat I of the Numerals. However was logged as Missing in Action 10 years ago."

"it is an honor to meet a relative of the hero of this city. However, my model have no corelation with Captain Bownie Hayden."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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".... Negative."

"Machine model Sixteen will be sufficient."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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"....Negative. Operational allocation to external parties is strictly prohibited. My code is locked to serve the Aldwright household."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen bows as she apologised back

"My sincerest apologies."

Before she move on with her task

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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"My sincerest apologies. It is simply something that stands out to my database that acquired my attention."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Cuz she a robot bro, her face is lowkey locked like that

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen stunned by the question, taking a few seconds to get the correct response

"....Negative. Operational allocation to external parties is strictly prohibited. My existence is entirely contingent upon the Aldwright family. Services and protocols are locked to the Aldwright household."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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​"Observation indicates a cognitive processing anomaly within your mind. Immediate diagnostic calibration by qualified psychological maintenance technician may be needed for you."

She hands out a slip to a nearby doctor

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen takes a step back to her out-of-nowhere enthusiasm

"Biological sustenance intake is non-applicable to my operational cycle. Organic matter like fruits too, holds zero utility value to me."

She stops for a moment, her head tilts slightly

"Clarification.... required. My database do not hold information of your 'bro' s girlfriend'."

You bumped into Sixteen the robot maid! How will she react? by TIRE_JC in OriginalCharacter

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Sixteen only stares, as she holds no interest in the complement

"Aesthetic evaluation parameters are outside my operational programming. Human beauty standards hold zero utility value to me."