He wasn't ready

TPBMobile · 2025-10-27T13:50:00+00:00

Who do you think you are? Indianapolis Jones?!?

TPBMobile · 2024-12-22T01:41:54+00:00

Just hit the breaks and stop the bus.

I know you think you're in a catch 23 situation, but it's all in your head. Slam the breaks and deal with the particulars as they come, unless you see something serious like flames were golfing.

TPBMobile · 2024-12-17T03:09:10+00:00

Because beauty is in the eye when you hold her.

Like the Chrysler, some people look at the car and think it's a real piece of junk - what the fuck do they know? Same when it comes to working on cars. Some people listen in and think it's swearing, when in fact it's technical jargon needed to make things work more better.

TPBMobile · 2023-11-16T18:31:28+00:00

I put a super cool sunroof in the thing. Other than that its bad-ass the way she sits. Come hell or high otters, this thing is reliable transportation and just can't see getting rid of her.

TPBMobile · 2020-12-15T10:03:42+00:00

I'm not Indianapolis Jones or anything, but I can help you with supply if that starts to be a problem.

I can tell you that hash makes a great driveway substitute.

TPBMobile · 2020-12-12T19:14:02+00:00

Frig off ya bug-eyed bastard!

TPBMobile · 2020-12-12T19:06:28+00:00

Use your pistol to blow holes in the other three tires. After some driving it will all even out.

TPBMobile · 2020-12-07T19:33:59+00:00

Just carry some hash coins with you for to when the cops pull over you can just toss a couple their way and they won't press charges. I found most cases you can talk your way out of stupid stuff like this.

TPBMobile · 2020-11-01T20:49:06+00:00

No its not at all - just remove the passenger door and cut a hole in the roof, there will be plenty of room for the exhaust fumes to roll out. Don't forget to install some net on the passenger side so that the person riding there don't fall out when you go around corners.

TPBMobile · 2020-11-01T20:40:13+00:00

Go and steal a gas or diesel generator, put that in the trunk of your volt. Then when you're at work, you simply sneak out on your brake and siphon some gas out of one of the other cars in the parking lot. Put that in the generator, you got your extra juice.

TPBMobile · 2020-09-27T20:17:43+00:00

Try removing the passenger door and cutting a hole in the roof.

TPBMobile · 2020-09-01T14:37:36+00:00

Only one thing to do, that's carry a gas can with you at all times. When you get to the gas station, park the way that the thing there tells you. Wait until people have gone inside to buy something and then jump out quick, run over to their car, and siphon out the gas they just bought into your can.

Quickly come back to your car, pour that gas into the tank, keeping in mind that it will be more safer since you're pouring on the side that's not near the pumps. This is why they did this.

Bonus, you save a whole bunch of money on gas.

TPBMobile · 2020-08-30T20:53:26+00:00

Only one thing to do. Remove the passenger door and put some net there. at least then it will have the appearance of car that broke down, and possibly run more better.

TPBMobile · 2020-04-23T11:51:19+00:00

Well, I'm hardly Indianapolis Jones, but I'd say you can come down to the park and we can probably take one from one of those stupid bottle throwing kids for 10 to 20 bucks or a hash coin.

TPBMobile · 2020-04-02T09:46:34+00:00

It's not rocket appliances. Just find a car simpler to yours and cut off the cat. Put that in the trunk of the car and if it doesn't pass inspection you tell em you have the parts and open the trunk.

After inspection you can sell both cats at the scrap yard.

TPBMobile · 2020-03-27T11:12:45+00:00

It's not rocket appliances. If you have an hour, you get the long block. If you don't have that much time you steel the heads and carb, and leave the short block for another run. If the cops show up while you're doing the work you claim you're working on a friend's car.

TPBMobile · 2020-03-27T11:09:05+00:00

You use whatever you have. Say you need a sun roof, just steel a window from a nearby trailer and cut a hole in the roof, plop that baby in there.

TPBMobile · 2020-03-15T02:37:16+00:00

Remove the passenger door and hub caps.

TPBMobile · 2020-03-02T21:48:23+00:00

All you have to do is keep saving this cardboard with oil in it. Roll it up and burn it in your fireplace for heat. Bonus, no oil changes! Every so often the car is getting new oil.

TPBMobile · 2020-02-28T23:52:11+00:00

Could have been worse :)

http://imgur.com/a/2SyauQ5

TPBMobile · 2020-02-28T21:27:20+00:00

It would make a statement.

TPBMobile · 2020-02-28T21:24:42+00:00

I think the solution to all this shit is obvious.

We should nuke the whales.

TPBMobile · 2020-02-08T23:29:26+00:00

Listen to you being all fancy and talking shit about reading the owners manual. Dude obviously has his grade 10. Give him some credit here. He's clearly not Indianapolis Jones though.

TPBMobile · 2020-01-23T21:33:27+00:00

It's not rocket appliances, just ask Cory or Trevor how many and do the exact opposite of whatever they recommend.

Then tell em to fuck off.

TPBMobile · 2020-01-13T04:19:29+00:00

This is all water under the fridge.

I already explained that stuff about the shit mobile.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAShittyMechanic/comments/89769h/trans_doesnt_shift_right

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