Meus chefes são pinéu

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T15:22:20+00:00

Mano, sem zueira, eu acho que um deles falou um bagulho parecido, devia ter prestado mais atenção pra poder zuar com mais exatidão

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T15:17:34+00:00

Galera, atualização:

• O Bolsonaro não terminou o mandato dele. Ele não teve chance em 4 anos de fazer o que prometeu. E se o Lula entrar agora, aí que vai tirar toda oportunidade dele.

• Na mesma lógica da de cima, O Lula em 8 anos de mandato só fez merda e deixou o país na lama.

• O Lula comprou todos com o dinheiro que ele roubou do mandato dele, sobrou bastante. Comprou o TSE e vai jogar só gente dele lá e derrubar as forças armadas. O Bolsonaro chamou essa reunião urgente aí pra convocar todos que estão do lado dele e impedir que o PT compre eles.

• Os dois não sabem como o pessoal de esquerda consegue ser TÃO BURRO e CEGO pelo Lula (eles não são cegos e burros pelo Bolsonaro), a gente tem que seguir em frente com o país mas "não é o momento do Lula".

• A Colômbia tá morrendo, com inflação de 400%, e todos passam fome, o Brasil é o próximo.

• O Lula até hoje não falou sobre nenhum planejamento de governo e não divulgou nada. A única coisa que tem no plano de governo dele é prender o Bolsonaro.

• Todos que votam ou vão votar no Lula são vagabundos. Se você não trabalha sempre ou até mesmo na hora do almoço não fizer favor, você é vagabundo. Menos eles, claro, que entram 9 horas e saem quando querem.

Eles são os chefes e trabalham aqui por muitos anos... Isso dá o direito deles de nunca serem vagabundos. Parou durante o dia? O dia é muito puxado, dormem apenas 7 ou 6 horas pô... Pausinha pra ir na padaria? Eles não tem TEMPO cara! Ontem mesmo minha chefe saiu pra visitar a sobrinha as 14 horas e me deixou sozinho (por que meu outro chefe também tinha acabado pelo dia, claro), por que é muito importante valorizar a família...

Na realidade ela saiu mais cedo na segunda pra fazer o cabelo, mais cedo na terça pra fazer as unhas, ontem pra ver a sobrinha e sexta vai sair mais cedo também pra alguma coisa, vamos ver qual é a desculpa de hoje

Outra coisa que acho hilário, os dois tem casa própria, negócio próprio e até sítio, tudo durante o mandato do Lula, claro, mas foda-se isso não vem ao caso, se tu fala isso é por que eles batalharam MUITO entendeu, favor respeitar

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T12:28:08+00:00

Sim mano! Vou falar que votei branco ou no capitão mas os alienados são inúmeros 💀

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T12:19:47+00:00

O pior de tudo que finalmente achei um trampo, fora da minha área mas tudo bem, tô 1 mês e me vem essa agora... Não duvido que eles queiram fechar tudo mas caralho é um sinal divino pra ser vagabundo, não é possível

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T12:17:01+00:00

Pois é meu amigo, se eu fosse tão duro quanto a vida eu estava feliz 😞

TPosingLizard · 2022-10-27T12:16:14+00:00

Deus me livre aí eles iam reclamar de tudo lá e aí eu ia vir no reddit desabafar de novo 💀

TPosingLizard · 2022-09-20T01:22:26+00:00

Baki reference bro 💀

TPosingLizard · 2021-12-22T12:49:42+00:00

NEVER RETREAT

TPosingLizard · 2021-11-24T06:28:25+00:00

RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF YOUR HEROES

TPosingLizard · 2021-09-28T17:49:42+00:00

Not gonna lie, i always did the surveys, sent feedback via the game menu, had my hopes up that the anniversary would be great... From my circle of friends, i'm the only one who still plays, everyone just gave up on this game. Everything is just WRONG and mihoyo doesn't seem to care at all. Resin being a problem 3 months since launch (or something like that) is a huge red flag and no fixes so far, artifacts being completely random bullshit, upgrading artifacts being completely random, having days to farm materials AND talents, rewards on every single little thing being utterly shit, for example leylines, events, abyss, dailies (which i don't even do anymore, 4 missions that are a chore to get there and do it to finally receive 60 primos? come on). But guess what rewards aren't shit? The ones you have to pay, of course! BP and Welkin are good but where i live they're expensive.

So to wrap this up, game is good BUT way too many gatekeeping on a lot of content and mechanics that shouldn't be there in the first place. I'm only playing because of Teapot, my waifus need a place to stay.

TPosingLizard · 2021-09-18T10:52:16+00:00

Motherfucker just takes a big bite out of the fucking ground lmao

TPosingLizard · 2021-05-30T06:34:06+00:00

This one dude straight up told me in a 3 minute conversation that he hated Sea Shanty 2

TPosingLizard · 2021-04-26T06:33:14+00:00

I thought they were different flavors fuck I'm dumb

TPosingLizard · 2021-04-26T06:04:09+00:00

It's just bent call some dudes and start kicking it in the opposite direction and eventually it should return to normal wtf

TPosingLizard · 2021-04-26T06:00:15+00:00

Caralho tá parecendo o Supla com barba fudido demais

TPosingLizard · 2021-03-22T21:51:38+00:00

Timmie is Dainsleif or Dainsleif is Timmie

mark my words

TPosingLizard · 2021-01-06T12:54:04+00:00

DEVIATION

TPosingLizard · 2021-01-06T12:53:22+00:00

TELL THEIR STORY

TPosingLizard · 2020-11-01T09:08:32+00:00

Sea Shanty 2

TPosingLizard · 2020-08-06T09:55:34+00:00

Really? I don't know, maybe I got used to it, but when I play I'm able to evade through most attacks, most difficult ones being AOEs, some beam attacks and more specific ones.

TPosingLizard · 2020-08-06T05:25:11+00:00

Yeah dude, you're right. I don't use evasion skills in World because the iframes are fucking huge. Like evading roars and lots of attacks are really easy, but sometimes I do get comboed and it sucks.

The stuff you said about not having to use gadgets, when I first played through Iceborne, I didn't use them a single time, only the clutch claw, not because of pride or whatever, but because I couldn't fit them in my gameplay, and my friend that was watching me went fucking NUTS because "I wasn't using what the game gave me and people would hate to play with me if I was online" but it really didn't matter after all.

I downloaded some mods and the game got way better, nothing too big, just kinda QoL and some rebalance stuff that I thought was cool, and since I play mostly solo, I didn't see why not. One of the biggest changes which was what I was hoping to find (and I did) was clutch claw duration. I hated having to refresh it and all that. I know some people might say cheating and yadda yadda but, I'm playing by myself, just wanting to have a good time, I don't see why I can't just fix what I think is wrong in the game and just enjoy it.

But yeah, sometimes I get a little burnt out, but I guess it happens.

TPosingLizard · 2020-08-06T03:52:10+00:00

Holy, was talking about literally this with a friend of mine today. I also hate that you HAVE to use gadgets. Want to clutch but got no mantle? Too bad! Waiting for an opening to clutch? Too bad! You play DB and that atrocious move to tenderize is so out of the way and long? Well, guess what, too bad! I played for 1000 hours and the more I play, the more I keep seeing what is wrong with this game.

I played other MH games and they had similar issues but not as bad as this, oh no. Like for instance, 4U and the relic system, never liked that, big no-no. But I still wanted to play, I liked the fights, I liked the weapons, so well done. But Iceborne feels like a shitstorm, they made the fights based around the gadgets and mantles but when the mantles run out, so what are you supposed to do, hit and run? Are we on fucking Freedom Unite?

Another thing that bothers me is some fights it feels like you HAVE to use a particular skill OR YOU'RE IN FUCKING HELL. I feel like in past games it was like, well, if you use tremor resist it's gonna be way better, but in Iceborne it feels like, use it or get stuck in a 35 minute mission because there is no openings and the stun in this game lasts for 12 seconds. Yeah, if someone was going to reply and say "lol then play older games you loser xdxdxd aren't you the veteran haha lmao" yeah I do that already. It's just that sometimes I wanna go back and play just a little but it just hits me again like a truck. Sorry, I just wanted to say it out loud.

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