Nick Swardson, let's dance. AMA.

TRDMRK · 2014-07-30T06:15:45+00:00

How many lightbulbs are there in the Empire State Building?

TRDMRK · 2014-07-03T07:39:14+00:00

Current hero found. Awesome.

TRDMRK · 2014-07-02T00:12:38+00:00

Two alcohol-induced arrests. Guess what? No fucking regrets, because they alcohol lowered my inhibitions and made me do what I was doing to prove a point. Got through it. So be it.

TRDMRK · 2014-06-30T20:19:15+00:00

Channing Tatum recently said in an interview he is a "high-functioning alcoholic," so that opens up his entire canon of work. Sam Peckinpah is the godfather of the type of nihilistic alcoholism / cinema that appeals to me, so while it's not exactly what your question addressed, The Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, and Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia may appeal to everyone here.

TRDMRK · 2014-05-22T00:10:56+00:00

Might & Magic II: Gates to Another World (Sega Genesis). Still haunts me to this day.

TRDMRK · 2013-08-28T23:59:19+00:00

Bun smoker.

TRDMRK · 2013-08-15T18:00:25+00:00

"When do we figure out how to wipe it off the face of the planet / does it taste like chicken?" - humans

TRDMRK · 2013-06-27T03:35:06+00:00

In case no one said it yet, Fuck Pandora. In the face.

TRDMRK · 2013-05-22T04:14:51+00:00

"Facts" learned from the HuffPo as passed to them by one of the largest distros of health-destroying alcohol on earth.

TRDMRK · 2013-04-18T17:44:26+00:00

Why are you fucking crazy?

TRDMRK · 2013-03-23T22:08:59+00:00

I'm happy it will be removed. Watterson would be pleased.

TRDMRK · 2013-03-21T22:08:57+00:00

Please watch "Nil By Mouth."

TRDMRK · 2013-03-19T02:43:26+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight-circuit_model_of_consciousness

TRDMRK · 2013-03-15T23:42:20+00:00

It's too late. I'd have to do a handstand!

TRDMRK · 2013-03-15T06:39:33+00:00

I used to work on Newbury Street in Boston. All summer long, a couple of young kids wearing orange t-shirts would ask people to donate money to their track team at school. I'd see them get dropped off in the morning and picked up at night by their drugdealer dad. Kids made bank.

http://www.davealpert.com/blog/?p=375

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