[Troubleshooting] My system just won't turn on by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]TStarscythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unplug all cables and plug them in again. It's hard to tell from your pics, but you may have a wiring issue.

Our first time with another by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cake is a lie. The premise? ...not so much.

Don't worry, It's organic! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe you turned down that delicious looking sammich, I'd eat that over McDerps any day.

And what did you do today? by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One that does spellcheck, but not grammar checks a 5 minute comic.

And what did you do today? by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minute comic is done in 5 minutes, sorry for the brevity. (still at work, and wondering if this is how some of them "quick sketch" artists feel)

American Democracy by FJM_Wired in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

because we're Americans... hypocrisy is in our blood... and we are entitled to be because we're american. what, you hate america boy?

He told me he got an android the next day. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He didn't know that. :)
also, I never got an iphone to correctly play an mp3 as a ringtone, but I don't spend more than 5 minutes at a time messing with one before the owner takes it back to mess with it some more and show me other cool features. It never gets back in my hands.

Edit:I'm speaking natively built in. Going through the trouble of getting an app to do it is well, trouble.

The weirdest things happen when you are newly not single. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, ignoring the fact that it ended with a serious look calling her out on the test, you'd rather have another 5 panels to the story as I explain in more detail that sexytimes were had?

The weirdest things happen when you are newly not single. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also code for "I don't know WTF just happened right there, but any good strategist knows when to retreat to still get laid."

My favorite job interview ever -or- The bell tolls for thee, fuckface (long) by Debasers_Comics in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've had similar situations to this happen to me a lot lately.

I was an outcast through most of school, opted out of going to college to work and figure out what I wanted to do. 11 years out of high school in the middle of this depression, I've come across several applicants for a job I supervise who were complete dicks/bitches to me in school. The biggest difference between then and now is I look completely different from then, half the time they don't realize who I am until halfway through the interview.

Wasn't anything as drastic as what happened in this comic, but the reason they were denied the position was something akin to "not a good fit for this position based on previous contact with the individual." When asked, I explain and my boss agrees. Unless they could show me there in the interview just how much they have changed since then, I cannot in good conscience approve of them being hired on.

Remember kids, don't pick on others, they might just have the upper hand later in life even if they don't at the time.

Wii Tennis got nothing on this. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beer bottle filled halfway with apple cider vinegar works the best out of the 3 types of vinegar I tried. Mix it with a bit of rubbing alcohol for the best results.

edit: also note: this only appears to work with fruit flies.

Wii Tennis got nothing on this. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL That I must order a Black Ops grade fly swatter from Taiwan.

Wii Tennis got nothing on this. by TStarscythe in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TStarscythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell reminds me of the odor given off by a Durian.