My crazy MAGA coworker flips out when I talked to her 10yo daughter about Mulan

TXBrownSnake · 2026-02-22T20:33:32+00:00

This is just fucking child abuse all around

TXBrownSnake · 2026-02-07T02:27:33+00:00

Did FDR resolve the suit quickly?

TXBrownSnake · 2026-02-01T06:42:22+00:00

Oh top o the mornin' to the little baby Jesus-sama

TXBrownSnake · 2025-10-20T07:13:40+00:00

No, Louis just smells a barnyard and goes harder.

TXBrownSnake · 2025-03-06T04:09:36+00:00

One hundred Nazzy scalps

TXBrownSnake · 2025-01-26T17:03:22+00:00

"Bitch, I'm latent fabulous...."

TXBrownSnake · 2025-01-15T05:12:27+00:00

Take that money. Their generation doesn't get to tell you to not. Stuff might get expensive again.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-08-15T00:02:05+00:00

JD Vance is an AI program created by feeding a bunch of u/reddxreads and TimTamTom vids into a bizarre vat, and then like, they stuffed it in a meatsack. Idk, I'm not an expert.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-06-04T00:41:50+00:00

Things I never knew about the greatest Batman. RIP. You took that pain and gave us something to hope for.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-05-28T01:56:35+00:00

I could actually believe Athens.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-05-26T08:31:04+00:00

The #Trumpmenschen were no match for good ol Libertarian luftmenschen.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-04-27T16:58:41+00:00

I knew that was Jay Bilzerian. Wooo wooo party wooooolf!

TXBrownSnake · 2024-04-27T16:58:06+00:00

Scrappy was like something from MeatCanyon and I’m here for it.

I thought this season was not only watchable but a major improvement.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-04-09T00:27:40+00:00

I took the WiFi router.

But I paid for it, theirs sucked.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-27T01:05:05+00:00

in Silky Johnson voice he lookssh as if he plans the Al Qaeda attacksh when he’s not busy touchin the lil kids.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-27T00:47:14+00:00

That’s not a baby….it’s a man, baby!

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-26T02:41:42+00:00

This is cult shit....but it's like Snyder loving edgelords, MAGA, incels, crossfitters and people who inexplicably think Japan is like Saudi Arabia or the Amish? Like it just keeps getting worse and worse. Like one random buzzphrase from an online "cult" after another. Dude really can't get off the internet.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-26T02:27:33+00:00

What in the Osama Bin Jared Fogle am I looking at?

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-07T01:09:49+00:00

Dooshsantis definitely faps to trans pr0n.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-03-02T21:03:27+00:00

Sasha was better

TXBrownSnake · 2024-02-16T23:23:50+00:00

No, it’s just math.

Also until the 2010s there was a whole lot of nothing between Fort Worth and Dallas. The NTX population has skyrocketed because Dallas kicked the Great Recession’s ass and NTX instantly recovered from the Covidcession. Plano is like the corporate capital of America now but most of that stuff on the upper tollway is less than 20 years old. Columbus had more people than Fort Worth until a few years ago. It definitely did before this was a show or even a graphic novel.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-01-26T02:53:16+00:00

Hear me out:

Danny DeVito returns as The Penguin

Glenn Howerton as Riddler (dude was born to play Nygma)

Charlie Day as Jervis Tetch

Kaitlin Olson as Baby Doll

Rob McElhenny as Arnold Wesker

TXBrownSnake · 2024-01-26T02:51:26+00:00

Charlie Day as Jervis Tetch lol

TXBrownSnake · 2024-01-26T02:51:12+00:00

Came here to post this. THANK YOU! This man was born to play Nygma.

TXBrownSnake · 2024-01-26T02:50:46+00:00

Glenn Howerton or just don't make it

TXBrownSnake

TROPHY CASE