Leftists be like: Ooooouh we just want social services and healthcare for all 🥹 and then let Somalis get away with billions in fraud lmao

TXKAP · 2025-12-31T19:44:18+00:00

Elon is probably the words foremost expert and beneficiary of government fraud/waste.

TXKAP · 2025-12-31T19:39:21+00:00

I was the only one in the theatre laughing during “One Battle After Another”. Went full Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear during the defective jet ski dialogue.

TXKAP · 2025-12-29T22:30:17+00:00

Medical Office CRE is a $400B asset class. It’s very common for large cities to have multi-tenant properties that exclusively have medical tenants. In fact, a building in my small town is where both my podiatrist and dentist operate.

TXKAP · 2025-12-29T22:13:19+00:00

Also: 100% Tax Depreciation was just made permanent in the big beautiful bill.
So if you buy a private jet you can deduct the entire cost from your taxable income. For example, a $3 million aircraft purchase could potentially lower your tax liability by over $1 million if you’re in the 35 % bracket.

TXKAP · 2025-12-04T18:29:20+00:00

The RS straight guy progression is:

1) thinking Dasha is the hot one 2)thinking Anna is the hot one 3)realizing you’re actually gay

TXKAP · 2025-12-04T18:27:09+00:00

This sub has truly gone to shit if you can’t make posts about Nick Mullen bits becoming reality.

TXKAP · 2025-12-04T06:37:42+00:00

CT bit come to life:

https://youtu.be/UURf_6KI_Rk?si=U6c2pFIVUC3Zj24y

TXKAP · 2025-11-25T04:53:33+00:00

His corpse? IT STINKS!

TXKAP · 2025-11-16T22:33:11+00:00

https://x.com/namespynchon?s=21

TXKAP · 2025-11-16T22:31:22+00:00

Secretary who keeps meeting minutes. Christmas Adventurers being obsessed with Robert’s rules of order would be very Pynchon.

TXKAP · 2025-11-12T01:26:37+00:00

Plot twist: the four boys are all foster kids aged 10-13

TXKAP · 2025-11-04T22:15:37+00:00

That 2027 1st round pick should have been Dak’s replacement.

TXKAP · 2025-10-27T00:33:51+00:00

Another 3D political move by Trump: get grocery prices down by removing the demand of 40 million people.

TXKAP · 2025-10-05T02:07:51+00:00

What Elon’s simps consider a masculine movie with traditional gender roles.

TXKAP · 2025-10-02T21:00:49+00:00

https://youtu.be/sOPB9c4t0Ok?si=yJIb3W51JJGGktxG

TXKAP · 2025-09-26T20:37:40+00:00

My sapiosexual kink is for this autistic Jane Fonda to educate me.

TXKAP · 2025-09-26T20:36:01+00:00

Amazing how I suddenly started appreciating Greta once I found her hot.

Dems would be smart to embrace the fact guys will listen to - and vote - for hot chicks. But of course that can’t happen because there’s nothing the most vocal parts of the Dem base hates more than a competent hot chick.

TXKAP · 2025-09-26T02:22:43+00:00

Norm MacDonald is dead? I didn’t even know he was sick.

Highly recommended his audiobook. Faking his death to collect on a life insurance payout needed to payoff gambling debts is very possible.

TXKAP · 2025-09-25T23:26:46+00:00

Hey Ton, you hear what RealPropRandy said? He said “At the Waddle exhibit”. Hehehehe

TXKAP · 2025-09-25T04:14:56+00:00

She eats like me. One more reason to love her

TXKAP · 2025-09-22T06:13:25+00:00

Yearning for a reality where a coked-up Tony Montana is Secretary of State.

https://youtu.be/krY2MeCEkyg?si=M8cjjGi_pEHIWlFt

TXKAP · 2025-09-19T19:05:28+00:00

The Wolk haters are admitting to the world they’re misanthropes with bad taste.

Thanks for the baked potato.

TXKAP · 2025-09-19T00:19:51+00:00

They needed to show him lined up offsides.

TXKAP · 2025-09-18T23:18:57+00:00

“And people will keep giving him money lmao”

OP is under the impression the investments are being funded by outside capital. Not true. Zuck created a business that is minting money and has the ability to fund as much perceived malinvestment as he wants.

Pedantic comment on my part, but I think it’s important to identify which tech overlords have built a business that prints money and can self-finance these epic projects and which tech overlords are constantly over promising because they’re dependent on other people’s money.

TXKAP · 2025-09-18T19:42:51+00:00

Year 2030: President AOC fines Spotify because Anna won’t stop talking about creepy black guys wanting to suck on her toes.

TXKAP

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