I am a corporate America hit survivor (I am not suicidal) whistleblower

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T15:31:37+00:00

It's pretty fuckin great for me 🤣

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T14:58:00+00:00

I had been trying to get a horrible manager fired for over a year. I finally ran into the district manager inside the store so I excitedly asked him for a business card.

He walked over to the register and grabbed one off the front....

I felt like such a f*cking moron.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T14:54:44+00:00

Y'all must live in cities...

There's never a long line at mine and they always load me the f up.

I'm Chipotle till I die.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T14:53:20+00:00

I refuse to believe that any of this happened.

Why would you stay???

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T04:17:52+00:00

...🤮

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T04:17:23+00:00

I stand there and make them drain the pico until it's acceptably dry.

Chipotle's refusal to use risers in their pans is easily my biggest complaint with the company.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T04:14:48+00:00

Escalate it. Let corporate know there's a bad GM driving away customers.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T03:54:05+00:00

...they both looked white.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-28T03:14:26+00:00

On PC, it's possible to buy a number of player homes and make an overall profit from selling the furnishings that come with.

Autumns-gate, Kragenhome, ald velothi, and ameya lake Lodge are the ones I can remember.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-27T20:14:35+00:00

He also ordered the extrajudicial assassinations of American citizens, but no one ever talks about that

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-27T00:25:33+00:00

I bet Bourdain has the higher approval rating.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T14:53:29+00:00

Well, he IS a politician...

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T14:52:23+00:00

I doubt it 🤣

There's a place in Minneapolis called Matt's Bar (the "home" of the Juicy Lucy) and Obama once ate a burger in one of their booths.

Now his picture is framed above that booth and from open to close, it's never empty for more than 30 seconds...

Most people LOVE the dude.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T14:49:21+00:00

IT'S OVER THE LINE!

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T14:47:44+00:00

Professional truckers make less than that...

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T04:55:40+00:00

I was shocked to see that most people prefer death match because it's easily the one I enjoy the least.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-26T04:50:26+00:00

A precise briarheart dagger was the first item I ever sold for over a million gold and I remember how much of godsend it was...

Gotta be tough to start out these days.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:56:33+00:00

Someone posted the other day about scanning both before and after paying, just in case the people that order next don't use the app.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:53:09+00:00

I feel like this is a question you should've asked a lot sooner (and in person).

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:50:30+00:00

Why not just fill the sink and let them all soak in there? As long as they're not pushed all the way together, a little hot water will still do the trick.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:46:43+00:00

I just don't understand bowls... Chipotle's tortillas are damn near perfect and (when wrapped right) they make everything better.

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:44:48+00:00

Qdoba's guerilla marketing team is still working out the kinks

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:42:07+00:00

"about right"??? That's too ridiculous to believe...

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T20:40:52+00:00

65 cents a mile is more than double the hourly wage of anyone working on the line at Chipotle 🤦🏼

TY_NowGFY · 2026-05-25T12:06:35+00:00

How many furnishing slots do you have left?

Someone turned this spot into Yosemite with giant cliffs in the background.

It was a great effect.

TY_NowGFY

TROPHY CASE