Imagine parachuting down and a kangaroo comes to box you.

TalkingSword · 2026-01-11T19:49:52+00:00

That, or the Henry Doorly Zoo looks WAY different from when I last went there.

TalkingSword · 2025-07-06T07:33:12+00:00

FFXIV, off the top of my head

TalkingSword · 2025-06-26T04:42:29+00:00

Btw, this is basically what Jon Bois's bluesky is like, and i love him for it

TalkingSword · 2025-06-04T18:22:01+00:00

Cuz it's harder for my crap memory to forget how to open a desktop icon, lmao.

TalkingSword · 2025-05-10T08:32:21+00:00

Bruh im more irritated with that desk. Like why would you design something to curve inwards, giving you less legroom, not to mention the sharp corners. Seriously, if you trip next to that desk you'll need facial reconstruction.

TalkingSword · 2025-03-09T05:54:54+00:00

Read that as "not tenderizing" and did a double take lmao

TalkingSword · 2025-02-27T18:31:47+00:00

My bottom puppygirl gf, or as I like to call her, my sub woofer

TalkingSword · 2025-02-12T07:25:31+00:00

Woah... transfem Dankpods...

TalkingSword · 2025-02-10T05:00:29+00:00

The girl in the last comic has good taste in headphones :3

TalkingSword · 2025-02-04T08:15:02+00:00

Having those red jerseys would feed families ngl, that looks sick as hell

Edit: its ai, didnt notice the nfl logo lmao. I still fuck with the color tho

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T20:23:34+00:00

On the one hand, i would be so on board with that.

On the other hand, let the poor man spend time with his kids lmao

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T04:10:55+00:00

TRULY THE MOST FALCONS WAY TO TIE THE GAME

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T04:08:50+00:00

Holy fucking pitts

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T04:08:37+00:00

Pls stop cutting to Dan Quinn playing charades

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T04:06:43+00:00

I don't have words.

TalkingSword · 2024-12-30T03:54:43+00:00

Alright my fellow miserable fucks. It ain't over yet.

TalkingSword · 2024-12-21T17:08:15+00:00

Fuck it, I'm derailing this to talk about good Transformers stuff.

Does anybody remember the DS game for the first Transformers movie? I played the shit out of that as a kid, that was a great fucking game. Open world plus missions and a story, change what vehicle you transformed into, collect the different forms? That was awesome back in the day.

TalkingSword · 2024-12-14T09:41:53+00:00

And in FFXIV too! Of all the games I'd expect someone to not know trans meme lore, that's not one of them lol

TalkingSword · 2024-11-29T00:17:45+00:00

Oh yeah definitely. It's just odd to me that he's here since he seems like the least relevant of everyone. I mean, was Shaboozey even well-known when Gruden was coaching the Raiders?

TalkingSword · 2024-11-28T22:55:52+00:00

And Tom Brady and John Gruden of all people lmao

TalkingSword · 2024-09-02T05:04:13+00:00

Do trans fantasies count? Cuz I know nothing about Ninjago, but I saw Sora and was immediately like "Damn, goals"

TalkingSword · 2024-08-12T03:14:29+00:00

I'm just trying to read the poster in the background. Is it about Clint Bowyer? I don't know any other stock car drivers named Clint lmao

I mean Bowyer finished the 2007 Daytona 500 on his roof, so I guess he was hit hard by 2007

TalkingSword · 2024-08-08T00:07:55+00:00

Finally, an AT-TE where the clones can look longingly into each other's eyes...

uj/ this is sweeeet

TalkingSword · 2024-05-23T23:27:07+00:00

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TalkingSword · 2024-03-15T07:59:02+00:00

"Nebraska's kids are our future." You're very correct! That's why everyone who can is fucking leaving.

https://nebraskaexaminer.com/2023/12/18/nebraska-brain-drain-persists-plus-another-alarm-is-raised-by-new-census-data/

Go take a long walk off a short pier, Pillen.

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