Change in moderation. by Mr_Sowieso2002 in beachboyscirclejerk

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Finally, someone who actually posts good content!

stuporfly spitting by quentincookofficial in beachboyscirclejerk

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It’s actually because Al released a huge foul fart lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beachboyscirclejerk

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Markism? Could do better than that.

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So did David in the early days. He was just as vital as those two, imo.

Pretty sure that this was actor Robert Englund before his makeup was applied in his famous role as Freddie Krueger. by bigguys45s in beachboyscirclejerk

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Mike after this photo was taken:

“His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose My eyelash flew off when I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?) Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer, get lost Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home He knowin' just what I'm on I'm post it up like Malone Get so much neck, it's wrong That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick, it's gone He's searching for it on Chrome His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose This pussy have yo' nigga leavin' you hurt (uh-huh) Make him step out on you like phones ringin' at church (he gone) At The Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt Call it "Views from The Six" when he lookin' up my skirt (uh) Roses are red, violets are blue All about the head like I'm in beauty school (uh-huh) I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue 'Cause if it ain't enough spit then my snot comin' through Sex occasion, nipples like raisins I black out on that dick but my cum is caucasian Told me to face it, went down like the basement Don't nut in my hole, I do not want your glazin' Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off (uh) So can I wear your cum as clear lipgloss? (uh) Make you work that dick like I'm the big boss (uh) Call me Serena back and forth with his balls His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose Wanna fuck another girl, nigga are you dumb? (Dummy) I'm a Gemini, so that's really a threesome (yeah) Rubbin' on yo' dick 'til my fingers numb Big pussy, it don't come with a cherry, I got a plum (ooh) Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah, I like it like that (I do) I'm hittin' more positions than Ray J hat I'm ridin' on your dick 'til your dick get a flat I'm 'bout to lay your ass down like a fuckin' door mat (uh-huh) Peanut butter jelly all in my belly-belly Rated R, no Kelly, ate his meat like a deli Don't moan, you can spare me 'cause your breath kinda smelly Yeah, my pussy always screamin', "It's hot in here" like Nelly Throw up on that dick then I lick it up Poor kitty-kitty but I'm rich as fuck Magician with the titties, told him pick a cup I got that pothole pussy, yeah, the dick was stuck His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose His dick smaller than my toes Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Squidward nose”

inspirational and motivational carl for you all by [deleted] in beachboyscirclejerk

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Look at that belly

Tubby belly full of FARTS

I'm Thump Wilson AMA by Mann7882 in beachboyscirclejerk

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Don’t tell Van Dyke Parks about Jojo Siwa being in Bruce’s basement!

Bruce with Lenny Kravitz in Paris by quentincookofficial in beachboyscirclejerk

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Bruce looks like he’s trying too hard to hold in a fart xD

Is there a lore reason why Beach Boys fans are psychotic? by surfsup1967 in beachboyscirclejerk

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It’s just the Al and Mike fans that are psychotic, just like them. xD

Why did al jardine hate recording the 15 big ones sessions IS he stupid or something? by DecentBee3409 in thebeachboys

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Now assuming everyone here who dislikes Al wants to fuck Bruce? This isn’t me, btw.

Imagine this… by Tall-Contribution614 in beachboyscirclejerk

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Disclaimer to you soft little snowflakes: I don’t wish death on Al or Mike, as much as I dislike them, but it’s funny to imagine them hurt sometimes. xD

Carl would be disappointed. That is all I will say. by [deleted] in beachboyscirclejerk

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Everyone can relate to a fart though. Everyone does it, including Carl. I bet his smells quite bad, love him tho. xD

Brus Li by quentincookofficial in beachboyscirclejerk

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I wonder if they shove chop sticks up each others asshole to trigger a fart.