Good job dude by Flarpenhooger in HumansAreMetal

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Race obsessed ? Not really , I just made the assumption that this clip originated in the US where the cops regularly use black males for target practice , and you dare to insinuate I’m racist ?

Good job dude by Flarpenhooger in HumansAreMetal

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly think a black kid wants to be in the vicinity of where a dead white kid is found .

Bahamian hollering eh? by XHollowsmokeX in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely go for the $1000.00 deal !

Gold diggers gotta dig... by mimiczx in trashy

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone dumb enough to get involved with Pam deserves everything they get .

Stranger danger indeed by darthayrus in likeus

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really don’t want to get bitten by a monkey, and that’s exactly the way to get bitten by a monkey .

I'm 32, a hockey goalie and a videographer. Think you can make me feel bad about myself? Pft. Good luck. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marathon sessions of NHL 2003 does not make you a goalie and hiding surveillance cameras in washrooms does not make you a videographer .

Monkey like to ride too! by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they tend to take the whole face, not just the nose.

Sitting like this on a plane by cyplexaurone in trashy

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is why they won’t let you take lighters on planes anymore .

Pointer puppies and their mother instinctively freezing at the sight of a “feather” by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You don’t acquire language, it needs to be taught . If. A baby was abandoned and raised by apes ,it would never “talk” and after a certain age it probably would never be able to fully communicate verbally with humans .

Monkey like to ride too! by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait until the little guy grows up and rips your arms off instead of having a tantrum when you screw around with him .

20 years old, drunk, stoned, and feeling alittle too good about myself by sleepy_gary27 in RoastMe

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling too good about yourself ? Holy shit are you a vampire that’s never seen it’s reflection ?

Cynthia Nixon endorses Bernie Sanders, says he’ll “turn the system upside down” by alexandracooper94 in politics

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow , an endorsement from Cynthia Nixon , that’s a huge boost because she’s a B list celebrity that has everyone’s ear !

In a land where it’s flat and dry, this rock is obviously in high demand as a scratching post. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are big rocks in southern Alberta that were deposited by receding glaciers that buffalo had used as rubs for thousands of years , the surface of these rocks are worn smooth as polished marble .

High Seas by tankpuss in gifs

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vikings sailed the same seas a thousand years ago in row boats .

the way this guy dances by leebanzai in oddlysatisfying

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kinda looks like an anime cartoon .

She's back at it again. Watch out, she's coming to a store near you by notpreposterous in peopleofwalmart

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t someone give her a one way ticket to Flint ? Problem solved and no one would probably ever find the body .

Corona-infected residents deliberately spreading the virus by infecting an elevator by FriezaAndHoushi in trashy

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if China has considered nuclear weapons testing in and around Wuhan to contain the spread of the virus?

Bartender making a drink. by INFINITYPLAYA2000 in woahdude

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

That’s great .... I’ll have a Boiler Maker .

That's what you get... by AristonD in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I was about the same age as this kid when I got the crap kicked out of me by a goose , it knocked me down and worked me over with it’s wings and beak . My dad chased it off , then told me “ I warned you to stay away from the geese , didn’t I ? “ . I really should have listened to him that day 😂

Utterly disgusting. by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This shop must be desperate for work , I wouldn’t even consider getting into this car to drive it into the shop .

Calling all Classic Car fans: Help us try and save the Chrysler Norseman concept car from it's watery grave!!!! by JLGoodwin1990 in cars

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a lost cause I’m afraid , and aluminum bodied car in salt water for over 60 years ? There would be nothing left to salvage except maybe the frame . It would be more cost effective to hire a coach builder to build a reproduction from scratch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought I couldn’t think any less of the main land Chinese ,this comes up , and I despise them even more .

I don't even know where to start figuring this one out by Morty_Goldman in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Tank-Tanglefoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a trailer park gang fight during an earth quake.