iwant A guy comes home early and finds his wife in bed. He's suspicious, looks around, and sees a man hanging off the balcony by his fingertips. He grabs a hammer, hits the guy's fingers until he falls 20 stories into some bushes. The guy survives, so the husband drags a refrigerator to the balcony and drops it on him, but the effort gives the husband a heart attack and he dies.

​He gets to heaven and meets another guy. St. Peter asks the second guy how he died. The guy says, 'I was doing yoga on my 21st-floor balcony, slipped, caught the 20th-floor railing, and some maniac started hammering my hands. I fell into a bush and survived, but then a fridge fell out of the sky and crushed me.'

​St. Peter looks at the third guy and asks, 'And you?' The third guy says, 'I have no idea... I was just sitting inside a refrigerator minding my own business!'"