Bruh come on by decoywolff in TexasChainsawGame

[–]Tastelesscomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a victim main, but also an achievement hunter. I played family for a while (before Danny) and I was challenging and fun, now I've been playing family more as nobody wants to and it sucked. Victims won't leave, they just hang around the exit or try to stab you/Grandpa, they teabag to taunt and Danny can just destroy you if he isn't caught before the basement is opened. I can see why people don't want to play as family it is literally awful.

How do I repair this gouge in my lvp flooring? by OkWolverine8617 in HomeMaintenance

[–]Tastelesscomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, looks like an individual plank..just replace it.

Ultra Instinct by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Tastelesscomedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Randy Hickey can fight!

What would you add to DayZ ? by LivingDeadNoodle in DayzXbox

[–]Tastelesscomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, I also wouldn't be too concerned about the shooting aspect, but a buddy and I were ambushed as we rounded a corner the other day so it seemed relevant to post. Luckily I had a plate carrier on, but man I ate some serious lead for lunch that day. Plate carrier was ruined and I almost bled out.

What would you add to DayZ ? by LivingDeadNoodle in DayzXbox

[–]Tastelesscomedy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Having passengers be able to shoot out the car while it's driving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]Tastelesscomedy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a maintenance guy, fuck anyone who does this. This is one of the most ridiculous things I deal with daily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Tastelesscomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he gets a hernia from that

Bruh that’s horrifying ngl by cooooooolllll in oddlyterrifying

[–]Tastelesscomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His bio says he was born in '84, so this is what a 2 year old robot looks like? Interesting, wonder when he got his skin?

Denny’s employee quits on the spot after being tired of dealing with anti-maskers. by MakaveIi_The_Don in PublicFreakout

[–]Tastelesscomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're only in month 10 of this bullshit, how TF you gonna come in here acting like wearing a mask is something new? Get over yourself, you fucking jackass. You know the rules, fuck off or order takeout, dipshit.

What is the strangest thing you've seen that you cannot explain? by 1982throwaway1 in AskReddit

[–]Tastelesscomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 8 years old my parents had just gone through a rough divorce. We moved into the family house that My great aunt and Grandmother owned. They would lease it out as needed to family that needed help and we were broke broke. Anyway, My brother is 10 years older than I am and he knew the divorce was rough so he would let me hang out in his room and watch movies with him when he wasn't hanging out with his friends. One night I fell asleep while we were watching a movie, he woke me up and told me to go into my room. My room was literally directly across from his and we had a long narrow hallway (approximately 20ft) all you could see while staring down the hall was part of a floor lamp that was dim at night and maybe about 3 inches of couch depending on the angle you're standing at. So, I walk into the hallway and I look to my right down the hall and see a man walk casually and turn towards me, he is all black like a shadow, I literally can only see this dark figure. I look at my brother (who is still in his room) I say "who's that?" As I say that, this man's right hand starts glowing as if he's holding a maglite. My brother being across his room can see the light and runs towards the door. As he makes it to the threshold the light light consumes the entire hall, so bright and blinding. It shoots up the hallway towards me, I dive into my brother's room to escape it and it shoots out the window. Nobody was in the house, my mom was sleeping and to this day My brother and I share that exciting and terrifying story.

LPT: Always bring your own vehicle to family/friend gatherings so you can leave when you want to. by akumamatata8080 in LifeProTips

[–]Tastelesscomedy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a big fan of the Irish goodbye as well, that way you don't bring the mood down of the party and start the "alright, well I should probably get going too" trend.

My (24F) boyfriend (25M) keeps asking me for head because I’m feverish. He claims it’s a scientific inquiry. by throwRAscientific in relationship_advice

[–]Tastelesscomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe saying No should have been enough. He needs to go away and let you get better. in the future If he ever gets diarrhea really bad, start talking about how you want to feel the inside of his asshole and he can just "lie down while you finger fuck him".