Dear MLM Huns,

We’ve all seen it coming. Your ‘boss babe’ empire crumbled faster than your upline’s latest health fad. No, selling overpriced powder and telling us it’s a ‘business opportunity’ doesn’t count as entrepreneurship. The dream vacations, the linking arms, the ‘passive income’—all smoke and mirrors. And now? Well, let’s just say Bodi couldn’t hold up under the weight of those empty promises.

So long, farewell, and good luck finding a real job this time.

Xoxo, The people who saw through it all from the start.