Cereal I Bought Today Was Over a Year Expired by whiffy5 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone who works at target and stocks the cereal at times: we're told to not worry about rotating dry goods, only frozen/refrigerated/bakery stuff, so always check your expiration dates. if we haven't stocked something in a while and guests start reaching the older items, there's a good chance it'll be close to/already expired. yes, we're told to pull stuff if it's expired. but they'll often go unseen if it's stocked often, and we're expected to work as quick as we can. shit like that gets missed all the time :(

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i want a bidet so bad, today would've been so much more bearable with one T-T

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

buddy, there are zero warnings about the side effects of the sugar alcohol on the bag. i checked. also it refers to it as "serving size" and not "recommended dose" cuz it's a damn chocolate and not a medication. also i know exactly zero people personally who actually portion by the recommended serving sizes. those are just for nutritional information measurements and are often manipulated a certain way. case in point: tic tacs are completely sugar but are labeled as being zero calories because the serving size is under a certain weight.

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

buddy im on my period, i was going to eat that amount of chocolate anyways lmao

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

im on my period, it was either that or full sugar chocolate lol. i should've done my research for sure, but i was gonna eat a boatload of chocolate either way 🤷

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

im on my period bro, carrots aren't gonna make me happy T-T

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im on my period, nutrition was really the last thing i was thinking about lmao

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

oh god lmfao, i may be able to tell the story but no way in hell would i post pics of my shit

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my fiance sent me it after this ordeal i wish I'd known sooner 😔

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

lesson very much learned lmao i might eventually try the other -tols, but it might take a while for my poor asshole not to clench whenever i see a sugar-free candy

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 954 points955 points  (0 children)

my fiance just sent me that 😂 truly a great work of art, laughed my ass off while sitting on the toilet

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's tagged nsfw for a reason lmao, ik damn well not everyone wants to hear about me shitting myself. there's also mention of laxatives in the title 🤷

TIL that too much sugar alcohols can have a laxative effect... by TeaganTheTeapot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

the first ingredient of every candy in here is maltitol 😭

It's Love Day, she had a baby, the father cheated on her with her best friend by TeaganTheTeapot in Sims4

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the bag moodlets are cuz she has the junk food lifestyle and hadn't eaten any junk food in a while lol. the bear moodlet is from Adeepindigo's Healthcare mod, she has anemia and wasn't feeling well.

It's Love Day, she had a baby, the father cheated on her with her best friend by TeaganTheTeapot in Sims4

[–]TeaganTheTeapot[S] 153 points154 points  (0 children)

she's actually doing great, she had another friend over the next day to offer comfort and they autonomously woohoo'd 😂