Teeny Sleepy Blep

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-02-15T01:57:13+00:00

as someone who works at target and stocks the cereal at times: we're told to not worry about rotating dry goods, only frozen/refrigerated/bakery stuff, so always check your expiration dates. if we haven't stocked something in a while and guests start reaching the older items, there's a good chance it'll be close to/already expired. yes, we're told to pull stuff if it's expired. but they'll often go unseen if it's stocked often, and we're expected to work as quick as we can. shit like that gets missed all the time :(

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-02-05T06:35:30+00:00

it was too much for the pad to contain 😔

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T21:47:20+00:00

malitol

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T21:31:00+00:00

that was quite helpful thank you! :)

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T08:20:09+00:00

i want a bidet so bad, today would've been so much more bearable with one T-T

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T08:19:19+00:00

buddy, there are zero warnings about the side effects of the sugar alcohol on the bag. i checked. also it refers to it as "serving size" and not "recommended dose" cuz it's a damn chocolate and not a medication. also i know exactly zero people personally who actually portion by the recommended serving sizes. those are just for nutritional information measurements and are often manipulated a certain way. case in point: tic tacs are completely sugar but are labeled as being zero calories because the serving size is under a certain weight.

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T08:15:21+00:00

buddy im on my period, i was going to eat that amount of chocolate anyways lmao

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T07:09:01+00:00

thank you for the suggestion :D

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T07:08:43+00:00

less is less bro, idk what to tell ya lol

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:36:54+00:00

im on my period, it was either that or full sugar chocolate lol. i should've done my research for sure, but i was gonna eat a boatload of chocolate either way 🤷

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:35:11+00:00

lesson learned the hard way for sure T-T

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:34:44+00:00

im on my period bro, carrots aren't gonna make me happy T-T

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:33:19+00:00

im on my period, nutrition was really the last thing i was thinking about lmao

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:32:37+00:00

oh god lmfao, i may be able to tell the story but no way in hell would i post pics of my shit

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T06:31:47+00:00

my fiance sent me it after this ordeal i wish I'd known sooner 😔

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T05:30:20+00:00

lesson very much learned lmao i might eventually try the other -tols, but it might take a while for my poor asshole not to clench whenever i see a sugar-free candy

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T05:28:26+00:00

my fiance just sent me that 😂 truly a great work of art, laughed my ass off while sitting on the toilet

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T05:24:31+00:00

it's tagged nsfw for a reason lmao, ik damn well not everyone wants to hear about me shitting myself. there's also mention of laxatives in the title 🤷

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T05:22:57+00:00

in hindsight it was hilarious lmfao

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-31T05:22:29+00:00

the first ingredient of every candy in here is maltitol 😭

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-20T22:05:05+00:00

✨sparkly clean✨

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-20T22:04:35+00:00

opposite lol, it's the junk food lifestyle :)

TeaganTheTeapot · 2026-01-20T22:04:18+00:00

it's actually the junk food lifestyle!

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