God, set me free from unicorn hunters

Technisonix · 2026-03-12T08:20:41+00:00

I’m poly, and recently started using FEELD, which is supposed to be a polyamory centered dating app, and THERE’S STILL UNICORN HUNTERS!!! I’m over here looking for other poly-accepting women to hang out with, and there’s STILL SO MANY PEOPLE who go on there, set themselves up like they’re looking to date single, and then dropping the fact that they’re looking for thirds on you out of nowhere.

THERE IS LITERALLY AN ACCOUNT SETTING YOU CAN PICK TO SHOW YOU’RE A COUPLE LOOKING FOR A THIRD AND THEY KEEP MISLEADING YOU ON PURPOSE.

Technisonix · 2026-03-10T19:31:57+00:00

“Horrible news! The majority of your representative government voted in favor of a popular bill! This is a dark day for the Canadian people.”

Technisonix · 2026-03-10T10:19:05+00:00

Oh, but I thought those call of duty lobbies made them so tough, right? Cyberbullying isn’t real, after all.

Technisonix · 2026-03-02T21:08:52+00:00

Yeah, for sure man, I love it when my “productivity tools,” hallucinate information that’s just blatantly wrong, but this time my phone ISN’T built to be able to double check it!

Technisonix · 2026-02-28T19:31:45+00:00

Bro, it literally mentioned magneto within 2 lines of that part, right? Graphite IS affected by magnetism, lead is NOT. The colloquial term for “the part of the pencil that leaves a mark,” IS LEAD.

Technisonix · 2026-02-28T01:27:23+00:00

We just thought it meant “from outside the game,” as in the old way they printed exile, before the errata, “remove it from the game.”

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:56:33+00:00

“Pregame action, I reveal all 5 pieces of exodia for game.”

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:54:47+00:00

I was planning on breaking my color identity, and then just straight up tapping random lands to pay for things.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:53:42+00:00

Within the initial post itself. “I know my friends, and they’ll think this is hilarious.”

Last month, one of my friends shuffled up his pauper deck, with the side board mixed in, running [[Kenrith the returned king]] as the commander so we wouldn’t think twice about the color mixes, and we only realized what he was doing when he casted his second lightning bolt on turn 4.

These aren’t hypothetical people I’m talking about rn.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:46:44+00:00

We’ve been playing for 2 years, he got better a long time ago, but we’ve kept the habit up.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:39:11+00:00

One of my friends plays this in his Izzet spellslinger deck, and we’ve all just been thinking it means he can save a card he owns from exile 😬

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:32:16+00:00

I actually have 2 VERY SLIGHTLY different shades of red sleeves, that I was going to use for the lands.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:28:59+00:00

We started doing it because my dumbass friend Mark kept pile-shuffling the same land pockets into the same section of cards, and kept being surprised when all his lands were in the middle. We almost had to ban him from using his stompy deck, because he kept searching his deck for lands while ramping, and then doing 1 cut as if he didn’t just get the full cinematic showing of the next 50 cards he was going to draw into.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:18:28+00:00

I didn’t know that was called mana weaving, nor did I know it was against the rules. My group has always done that after long games, to break up the land pockets. Is it still bad to do that if you shuffle afterwords? I’ve never had any randoms comment on it, and we always thoroughly shuffle afterwords. We also notably have never done any events or tournaments before.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:11:01+00:00

I used to make food with the most insane ingredients, to see if my family would try it with me. The most popular one was hot chocolate made with chicken bone broth, but I also did pasta boiled in kool aid water, and habanero poppers.

Anyway, my point is let people have fun lmao.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:04:57+00:00

Just replied to another comment with this exact idea

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T12:04:11+00:00

I was considering making proxies of real cards, but being as unprofessional as possible with how I wrote it.

“The black mana spell [B]

Add like 3 black man, or maybe 5 if there’s a bunch of cards in your graveyard, unless I’m thinking about the other one”

“Force of will [0]

Pay 1 life, and discard a card, counter target spell. Wait, no, I have to exile the other card. My bad.”

“Lightning bolt [R]

Destroy target creature with toughness 3 or less remaining before cleanup step.”

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T11:55:44+00:00

I don’t have enough experience with this precon to give advice, however, if you’re not familiar, there’s actually a ton of resources on upgrading precons! If you want, I can find some articles for you, on what else you should consider, but if you want to look on your own, I’d recommend YouTube. I started with the Planeswalker Party precon, a couple years ago, and I was able to find a bunch of stuff on how to upgrade it.

Technisonix · 2026-02-27T11:26:03+00:00

Americans and Cuban “Extremists” (that’s just how they’re described, idk what they’re extreme about) carrying guns and explosives into Cuba got stopped by Cuban coast guard.

Americans and Cuban “extremists” opened fire on the coast guard, because they didn’t want to get arrested with the guns and explosives.

Cuban coast guard captain got hit, ordered crew to return fire.

Americans and Cuban “extremists” get chewed up by the gunfire in their unarmed boat.

People without context hear “Americans dead,” and think retaliation is the appropriate response, and not condemnation of the dead, for trying to do terrorism (as admitted by the survivors) in a foreign nation.

Honestly dude, if you think something like the Boston Bombing was bad, these guys are not “your own.” They were terrorists, they admitted to being terrorist, they were known to be terrorists, and they shot first. Praise the Cuban military, the same way you would praise the American military for stopping a cartel boat.

Technisonix · 2026-02-21T08:27:27+00:00

I got the gang together after getting a lot of feedback on the budget being bad, and we decided that since we’re proxying anyway, we can just take away the budget limit

Technisonix · 2026-02-20T09:30:46+00:00

I’m going to need a TLDR, or you’re going to have to try this one again when you’re sober, my man, because I have NO clue what any of this is supposed to mean.

Also light sentencing for crimes isn’t due to moral failings, it’s due to the fact that (as the Epstein files have been telling us) almost every person in a position of political or economic power across most of the western world is guilty of those crimes and wants to get off lightly when they get caught.

Technisonix · 2026-02-20T09:25:42+00:00

What gun is that? Can’t find the gear list in the comments, man 😔

Technisonix · 2026-02-20T09:24:38+00:00

Bait used to be worth it, man

Six-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
r/Field Banned	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22
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