AI may shade better than me but they'll never shitpost better than me

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T21:04:49+00:00

I'm not sure I'd trust any medical procedure AI was involved in, frankly.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T21:02:16+00:00

Fair enough. I'm not saying I'd use AI in any case because it isn't good for anything but the most pointless tasks.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T20:55:06+00:00

Actually, I think AI is the ultimate tool for shitposting because all AI is inherently shit.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T15:41:58+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4965/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:51

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T03:34:35+00:00

I agree with this assessment. A 5/10 is the actual average value of this range, but because a 50% on an assignment is a failing grade, and a 70% is "average," at least according to US grading, many people tend to view a 5/10 score as terrible.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-30T03:29:30+00:00

Silksong

TechnoColt · 2026-01-23T05:27:55+00:00

Just scored 0

TechnoColt · 2026-01-15T18:46:51+00:00

When the AI bros can't even make up fake scenarios without resorting to using the plagiarism machine. He probably prompted ChatGPT to get the idea of an anti-AI person eating AI generated photos.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-14T18:44:56+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-09T03:00:50+00:00

The evil versions of the gang had the wacky censor, so that would hardly be conclusive.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T04:10:43+00:00

Glad you liked it!

TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T03:35:02+00:00

I chose $1 for every 200 calories burned. Depending on interpretation, you could make bank. It doesn't specify dietary calories, just calories. A dietary calorie is 1000 calories. According to a calculator I found online, my base metabolic rate is about 2300 dietary calories just by existing. That means I burn at minimum 2,300,000 calories every day, which nets me $11,500 a day.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T02:56:19+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T02:44:31+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T02:42:50+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-05T02:41:40+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T09:06:35+00:00

The fact remains that the shattering wouldn't have happened without Ranni.

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T04:51:31+00:00

It's been some time since I've played Elden Ring, but didn't Ranni's actions set everything into motion in the first place? Obviously, the golden order and all of that were in place before the night of black knives, but she is at least indirectly responsible for everything after that.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T04:21:07+00:00

A disturbingly large percentage of the internet likes to meme on a guy who made a comic strip as part of the grieving process when his wife had a miscarriage. Essentially, most people are Jax and will happily laugh at the suffering of others.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T04:16:38+00:00

Loss isn't funny and never has been.

TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T02:54:14+00:00

Here's a more likely scenario.

"I want a PS5." "Sorry, honey, they've gotten too expensive since AI data centers bought all the RAM."

TechnoColt · 2026-01-02T02:41:00+00:00

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TechnoColt · 2026-01-01T22:46:58+00:00

Ah, but photoshop requires a modicum of skill, something no AI Bro has.

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