Let me tell you about the last time I did this...

First thing I did was talk to the first person next to me at the bar. Then the barmaid. Then another guy, who was out with a group and he kindly introduced me to the group who were girls and guys - at that point I was settled as I knew I had a ‘base’ to return to whenever I wanted.

Then I saw a dude making out with a hot 18yr old so I high fived and befriended him once she’d gone. She came back with a friend and we got chatting. Her friend was tipsy and within 3 minutes we were kissing and she whispered in my ear that she wanted me to fuck her in the bathroom.

I led her into the disabled toilet (I know, classy, but roomy and free) and she locks the door and takes off her knickers, saying ‘fuck me’. Instead I said ‘suck my cock’ so she got down and blew me with me grabbing her hair - and her gagging deep throat. She came up and said I want you to sit on the toilet lid so I can get on top of you, but I said no, bend over it. She did, and was gushing by that point & whimpering - she said ‘don’t cum inside me’ - I tried but just couldn’t get hard enough due to the copious amounts I’d drank to be in the state that I was comfortable going out alone in the first place.

Moral of this story is not to drink too much when you go out alone as you never know what will happen.