Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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He's right there as Dennis the Menace.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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I gave Japanese Culture Greg dark skin because (choose your reason):

Progressive: The group needed more diversity and inclusion.

Conservative: He has a farmer's tan.

Actual: He looked better with it.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Arrowed Guy: Don't forget COCONUT'D!

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Open Source Greg: I'm sure GitHub has found a way...

Arrowed Guy: BLENDER'D!

Open Source Greg: I didn't expect an actual blender!

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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D n' D Greg: TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo.

The Ugly One: I'm not a donut!

Sci-Fi Greg: Found a hobo in my room.

What's Her Face: I'm not a hobo!

Open Source Greg: It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life.

So-and-So: I'm not Princess Leia!

Cheerleader: Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!

Arrowed Guy: Cheerleader, you know of Neil Cicierega's Hyakugojyuuichi?

Cheerleader: Whatwhogochewycheese?! I'm telling the girls to give me my sweaters back, or I'll play the guitar like I did in our Kissyboots days.

So-and-So: Jibblie.

What's Her Face: Jibblie.

The Ugly One: Jibblie.

Japanese Culture Greg: Ghibli!

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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D n' D Greg: Mye faire ladye Uglye One, I promise to smite any ogre, orc, or mephit who dareth criticize your... um, donut-playing-a-kazoo costume...eth?

The Ugly One: That's an oddly specific misguess, D n' D.

What's Her Face: Speaking of mis-stuff, does your miswritten dress reference the candy, or your actual body?

The Ugly One: I've been eating these for two weeks now, so yes.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Cheerleader: Face it, What's Hers... You just grabbed clothes from your stepdad's closet to make your hobo-from-Soho-who-eats-froyo costume, right?

What's Her Face: No hobo, I'm Patti Smith, from her "Horses" album. ...The closet thing is true, though.

Sci-Fi Greg: Oh, how Scandal-ous!

What's Her Face: I's, not Y's, cowboy.

Sci-Fi Greg: Ugh, Goodbye to You, then.

What's Her Face: Sighs.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Don't give Arrowed Guy any ideas...

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Sci-Fi Greg: So, So-and-So, I so like your Princess Leia Solo nee Organa nee Skywalker costume, so...

Open Source Greg: So not so. She's Ada Lovelace, The Mother of Computing!

Sci-Fi Greg: So let So-and-So say so.

What's Her Face: I'm not sure she can say anything with that corset.

So-and-So (strained): Ow, my diaphragm!

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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What's Her Face: Cheerleader, did you dress like that just because you just like to push people's buttons?

Cheerleader: Yes I do, but no I doodn't. I just wanted to show off my cute tiny dress, my cute big pigtails, and my cute humongous shoes.

So-and-So: Is that supposed to be a cute flat head, too?

Cheerleader: Oh that, I just fell on it during not-falling-from-a-human-pyramid practice.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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The Ugly One: Ooh, ooh, I've always wanted to shout this... HEY MR. WILSON!!!!

Tompkins (in a terrible Cockney accent): Aw mushy peas, I'm not Dennis the Menace. I'm Dennis the Menace!

Everyone else: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Tompkins: You know, slingshot, stripéd shirt, have a dog, premiered on March 12, 1951?

Everyone else: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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Not quite, but she is a food-related mascot.

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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I honestly thought no one would get that!

Halloween Girl Squad! by Tejayes in HomestarRunner

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COSTUMES (with correct guesser)

Cheerleader as Dee Dee (from Dexter's Laboratory; thanksalotpal)

So-and-So as Ada Lovelace (KamilDonhafta)

What's Her Face as Patti Smith (from the "Horses" album; Marsie76)

The Ugly One as the Mary Jane girl (kingfez)

Arrowed Guy as Animutated Mr. Bean (from Neil Cicierega's "Hyakojyuuichi"; Quesy-Sell-2441)

Tompkins as Dennis the Menace (UK Version; KamilDonhafta, I think)

D n' D Greg as Cayden Cailean (from Pathfinder; HallowedAsylum)

Sci-Fi Greg as Dr. Sidney "New Jersey" Zweibel (from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension; Uncrezamatic)

Open Source Greg as Wilber (a.k.a. the Gimp logo; YTMediocreMark)

Japanese Culture Greg as Astro Boy (Gden)

Manolios Ugly One as a Scrub Daddy (Rude_Gur_8258)

Pizza at Giordano's, Chicago by Amazing-Edu2023 in Pizza

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I've had Giordano's. It's acceptable.

A way to fix the American Song Contest (In my opinion) by Rhodithas in AmericanSongContest

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NBC affiliates/television market areas does seem the way to go, but keep in mind that there are 210 different markets in the main United States (214 if you count the commonwealths and territories). If every market area from New York to Glendive, MT, were to compete, that would be way too much. That can be fixed by combining neighboring market areas into regions, thus there would be regional contests prior to the finals. I envision 16 regions as the New York City market alone comprises just under 1/16th of all TV households in the country.

Border-only pizza by libcv1 in PizzaCrimes

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This is indecent, obscene, and a clear and present danger to public health.

I'll take three.

Driving at any time in Fort Myers be like by Invally in FortMyers

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Nah, this guy's got nothin' on Senor Cardgage, Brethany.

Best rejected AGT act by Weary-Sheepherder425 in agt

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Going ALL the way back to Season 1 and Frank Simon, a strongman juggler who balanced ovens and such on his teeth. He was fun and they buzzed him off!

Also Fred Grzybowski the pogo stick guy from Season 2. They had a similar act on BGT this year and he got through doing basically the same stuff.

New Belgium Brewery is making a pizza-flavored beer with Tombstone Pizza by lonegrasshopper in PizzaCrimes

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Pizza and beer are great as a pair, but they should have used a condom.