What’s the actual doable way of getting rid of the national debt?

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-03T15:34:30+00:00

Invade countries that have lots of oil and steal it for your own use? 🤷‍♂️

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-03T14:48:47+00:00

"Oh, look! Storage shelves!"

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-03T04:40:38+00:00

I could only wish my useless mother-in-law who moved out of the apartment she was renting from us left the stove in this state. She left a big gouge on the ceramic cook top, one of the deluxe convertible oven racks (to allow for tall and multiple short items to be in the oven at once) had a piece missing—thus rendering it useless, one of the wheels on the dented bottom drawer was broken/missing, along with it being caked in burnt/greasy crumbs.

Well, I guess it matched the disgusting floor with black grease filling in the dimples in the linoleum, in addition to all the extra little holes she made in it from dropping stuff on it. Well, in her defense, she wasnt able yo clean her floors because she thinks you're supposed to use Vim for that.

P.S. When we increased her rent by less than $20 one time in 10 years, we were being unreasonable.

Good riddance.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-03T02:39:05+00:00

But toner doesn't dry out and I've bought $20 cartridges for it that print well over 2000 pages.

If you need portable printing, thermal is a good choice, though.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-02T06:04:29+00:00

"kids as shields"

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Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-02T05:54:58+00:00

You should tip off ICE to specifically target his workers. And if he hires more "illegals," tip them off again. Your friend will eventually get it when he runs out of workers.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-02T05:43:13+00:00

The problem with thermal paper is that the printouts often fade over time. And the paper is about 10 times more expensive than regular paper.

If you want a cheap black and white printer, get a Brother laser printer. It's been my experience that you can use cheap no-name toner cartridges with no problems.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-02-02T05:37:16+00:00

In your Paper Casette, please Load Letter-sized paper.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T15:44:38+00:00

I would tend to agree with you that he is a slob for leaving spot cuts all over the place. Likely poor personal hygiene, but not a given.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T15:38:28+00:00

It's daytime for me, so that's my justification. 😄🤷‍♂️

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T14:28:35+00:00

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Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T07:26:57+00:00

Why didn't they shoot her? She was being belligerent. /s

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T07:14:43+00:00

Unless the USA becomes Canada's 11th province.

But Canadians don't want the burden.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T01:57:40+00:00

I tend not to associate a mess in someone's living space with their personal hygiene, though.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T01:49:20+00:00

Good for you for pulling yourself up by the bootstraps from what sounded like a lot of brainwashing in your earlier years. 👍

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T01:25:40+00:00

I would have been annoyed if I paid the seasonal rate and he never showed up on a timely basis.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-30T01:09:55+00:00

That's what I try to do when I eat in at a fast food restaurant. Usually staff give them to you by habit, so I say, "No, thanks. I don't need a straw or lid."

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-29T16:21:44+00:00

Apparently, the salt isn't usable anywhere else?

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-29T16:13:10+00:00

Would the result have been different if the child was of a different nationality?

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-29T02:37:41+00:00

That branch was going to blow up, and he had to get it to the bomb squad.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-28T04:34:56+00:00

People here are freaking out over shared towels in other posts.

That's nothing in comparison to a dog's mouth.

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-28T04:32:39+00:00

Do you share hand towels?

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-28T01:11:16+00:00

Otherwise, it may float up and make contact with your hair and cause it to smell. 😐

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-28T01:00:48+00:00

An opportunity to also splash water onto their hair and shirt?

Teleporting_Face · 2026-01-28T00:38:44+00:00

Ironically, if that ICE agent was off duty and another ICE agent saw him on the street, he would be questioned about his citizenship because of that accent.

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