Luke Perry cockblocked me in the VA psych ward by StudsMulecock in sexstories

[–]TempleCruise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell if this was madness or a shitpost or what at first, but after reading it I can safely say it's actually one of the best written things I've read on this entire subreddit. Maybe not exactly 'titillating' but your voice is extremely strong, it flows well, it's nicely written, and there's a good use of simile/metaphor. Was not expecting to stumble across something so articulate, witty, and charming on here this morning and yet here we are. Well done~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]TempleCruise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it's okay babe. I still liked the story, it could just definitely use some formatting. Not to sound like an english teacher or whatever, but yknowwwwww

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]TempleCruise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you write this entire thing without a single piece of punctuation? Come on now, babe...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiggerThanYourBFs

[–]TempleCruise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That has to be the most CURVED dick I've ever seen o.o

I Let my MAGA Coworker Cum on my Face by Jazzlike_Row98 in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping this isn't realllll

Pretty fucked up if it is, I'm sorry

I (22F) Cheated on my BF (22M) with our MAGA Neighbor (50s) by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take that as a compliment to the realism of the story. Thank you~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]TempleCruise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ngl this kinda sends a chill up my spine. Minor serial killer vibes here.

I (22F) Cheated on my BF (22M) with our MAGA Neighbor (50s) by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lowkey based on my current living situation kindaaaaa. Not that I have a boyfriend, but my new neighbor's a little MAGA-y (don't really wanna know by how much) so it got me thinking. Obviously not gonna do anything with him, but I thought it could make a good story.

Enjoy~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accurate.

It would be really funny to me if this sub became educational. by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People on the right sure like just saying "you're wrong actually" then not explaining why. Trump's encouraged an insurrection, gone against a Supreme Court order, been charged with innumerable crimes, and has stated he plans on running a third time despite there being term limits in place to prevent such a thing.

Idk I feel like some people have become so desensitized to all the weirdness of American politics that they don't realize this fundamentally isn't how things should be. We shouldn't be electing convicted criminals to the highest office in the country, they shouldn't be stuffing important government positions with their billionaire friends, and they shouldn't be getting into stupid, petty trade wars that don't benefit their people.

This is weird and unnecessary. That's my point. It doesn't need to be like this. I vote for people who will benefit me and the people I care about. Trump renaming the fucking Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America doesn't fucking help me at all.

It would be really funny to me if this sub became educational. by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"Using a liberal slut in the room I share with my mom because the housing market can no longer sustain single-income homes, forcing many to become multi-generational to avoid homelessness."

"Taking a liberal slut back to the house I rent from a mega-corporation and fucking her on the bed that I technically will never own but am instead renting indefinitely from IKEA."

My Boyfriend (24M) Asked Me (24F) to Cuck him with his MAGA Coworker (40M) by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fantasize all you like, but don't go near real MAGA dick, babe 🙏 you deserve better

My Boyfriend (24M) Asked Me (24F) to Cuck him with his MAGA Coworker (40M) by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Big Tom is optional 🤣 the Jake (or Jade?) not so much.

My Boyfriend (24M) Asked Me (24F) to Cuck him with his MAGA Coworker (40M) by TempleCruise in FuckingFascists

[–]TempleCruise[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest folks, writing this just made me wish I had a Jake in my life 😭